FINAL ESCORT REVIEW (I AM FINALLY SATISFIED)

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So I bought an escort off adultwork, not going into the price but it weren’t agency.

She was just my type 5’3, and curvy as hell but you low t fagots would call her fat but she had a really good face.

I got there and we got to talking and I faked my age said I was 21 when I’m acc 18 just didn’t shave. We had a nice conversation and I told her I finished uni and don’t have much experience and want to make a girl have a good time.

Started off with some foreplay, I recieved the best had I’ve had so far 8/10 but def nowhere near enough to make me cum or deepthroat. She complemented my dick said it was big and thick so that was nice.

Got to missionary where I banged her out for good 15 minutes where I got to the point where she was moaning hard after I changed up the rhythm and depth (MOGGER) but I stopped cus I was straining myself to much (no gymcelling here), switched to doggy but she said I would have to be careful due to my size (lifefuel), anyhow I pounded the shit out of her her with lube her pussy was literally conforming around me.

Switched it up a couple times nearly came but stayed solid, did some sitting positions but had to tell her to stop and nearly came I only didn’t because of Kegel muscles.

Anyhow near the end I was getting top and I decided to compare my dick to her face and it wasn’t even fully hard and it was still the length of her head and she said again my junk was massive (escort probably saying whatever)

Anyhow I finished on her face (she had glasses on) and I had a happy day

I haven’t done it raw yet and I wasn’t fully hard due to nervousness and the condom but she still did 2 hands on me with extra to spare

Definitely emptied my balls on her face and she still called my cock big when it weren’t fully hard, it’s safe to say that I am a certified cock mogger. She complemented my sex skills saying I could be a promoter after I told her that I’m not good at it and that I’m 21 and have 2 bodies (I have 3)(wolf in sheep’s clothing)

At the end it was fucking amazing and I am definitely this forums dick mogger fuck all of you this is fasho my last post might see me lurk but fuck all of you twink niggers I’m going marines, 7.1 x 6 inches bp out but I larp as 8 inches cus there’s no difference

@asdvek @mulattocel @Jatt @ConfusedBolivian

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how can you post your dick so confidently
 
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You count escorts as bodies?
 
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Great size for your physique, definitely helps that you’re lean

Mirin facial on the hoes glasses tho, escorts usually never let that fly

I would’ve been looking down like
1754503361435
 
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Squishy tiddies
 
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So I bought an escort off adultwork, not going into the price but it weren’t agency.

She was just my type 5’3, and curvy as hell but you low t fagots would call her fat but she had a really good face.

I got there and we got to talking and I faked my age said I was 21 when I’m acc 18 just didn’t shave. We had a nice conversation and I told her I finished uni and don’t have much experience and want to make a girl have a good time.

Started off with some foreplay, I recieved the best had I’ve had so far 8/10 but def nowhere near enough to make me cum or deepthroat. She complemented my dick said it was big and thick so that was nice.

Got to missionary where I banged her out for good 15 minutes where I got to the point where she was moaning hard after I changed up the rhythm and depth (MOGGER) but I stopped cus I was straining myself to much (no gymcelling here), switched to doggy but she said I would have to be careful due to my size (lifefuel), anyhow I pounded the shit out of her her with lube her pussy was literally conforming around me.

Switched it up a couple times nearly came but stayed solid, did some sitting positions but had to tell her to stop and nearly came I only didn’t because of Kegel muscles.

Anyhow near the end I was getting top and I decided to compare my dick to her face and it wasn’t even fully hard and it was still the length of her head and she said again my junk was massive (escort probably saying whatever)

Anyhow I finished on her face (she had glasses on) and I had a happy day

I haven’t done it raw yet and I wasn’t fully hard due to nervousness and the condom but she still did 2 hands on me with extra to spare

Definitely emptied my balls on her face and she still called my cock big when it weren’t fully hard, it’s safe to say that I am a certified cock mogger. She complemented my sex skills saying I could be a promoter after I told her that I’m not good at it and that I’m 21 and have 2 bodies (I have 3)(wolf in sheep’s clothing)

At the end it was fucking amazing and I am definitely this forums dick mogger fuck all of you this is fasho my last post might see me lurk but fuck all of you twink niggers I’m going marines, 7.1 x 6 inches bp out but I larp as 8 inches cus there’s no difference

@asdvek @mulattocel @Jatt @ConfusedBolivian

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Mirin but

Your dick skinny tbh
 
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Hmusicruof4 rowley
 
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you realize he is skinnyfat and not lean?
I just peeped his rolls, good catch jfl

He’s still proportionately big in relation to his legs, once he burns that fat pad he’ll ascend more
 
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I just peeped his rolls, good catch jfl

He’s still proportionately big in relation to his legs, once he burns that fat pad he’ll ascend more
I’m not getting skinnier if ur 7 plus then proportion don’t Matta
 
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hahhaha.

always funny seeing 7 inchers think theyre big on here
 
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hahhaha.

always funny seeing 7 inchers think theyre big on here
did you gloss over the girth retard? If I measured from the side I could easily be 7.5-8 I just don’t feel the need to larp
 
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did you gloss over the girth retard? If I measured from the side I could easily be 7.5-8 I just don’t feel the need to larp
hahahha, i had same girth when i was like 12 but its okay maybe you'll grow bigger
 
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I’m bigger than 7x5 but if measured from the side length wise I’m much longer
Is that a proper way of measuring tho? Your usable length ends at the pubis
 
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So I bought an escort off adultwork, not going into the price but it weren’t agency.

She was just my type 5’3, and curvy as hell but you low t fagots would call her fat but she had a really good face.

I got there and we got to talking and I faked my age said I was 21 when I’m acc 18 just didn’t shave. We had a nice conversation and I told her I finished uni and don’t have much experience and want to make a girl have a good time.

Started off with some foreplay, I recieved the best had I’ve had so far 8/10 but def nowhere near enough to make me cum or deepthroat. She complemented my dick said it was big and thick so that was nice.

Got to missionary where I banged her out for good 15 minutes where I got to the point where she was moaning hard after I changed up the rhythm and depth (MOGGER) but I stopped cus I was straining myself to much (no gymcelling here), switched to doggy but she said I would have to be careful due to my size (lifefuel), anyhow I pounded the shit out of her her with lube her pussy was literally conforming around me.

Switched it up a couple times nearly came but stayed solid, did some sitting positions but had to tell her to stop and nearly came I only didn’t because of Kegel muscles.

Anyhow near the end I was getting top and I decided to compare my dick to her face and it wasn’t even fully hard and it was still the length of her head and she said again my junk was massive (escort probably saying whatever)

Anyhow I finished on her face (she had glasses on) and I had a happy day

I haven’t done it raw yet and I wasn’t fully hard due to nervousness and the condom but she still did 2 hands on me with extra to spare

Definitely emptied my balls on her face and she still called my cock big when it weren’t fully hard, it’s safe to say that I am a certified cock mogger. She complemented my sex skills saying I could be a promoter after I told her that I’m not good at it and that I’m 21 and have 2 bodies (I have 3)(wolf in sheep’s clothing)

At the end it was fucking amazing and I am definitely this forums dick mogger fuck all of you this is fasho my last post might see me lurk but fuck all of you twink niggers I’m going marines, 7.1 x 6 inches bp out but I larp as 8 inches cus there’s no difference

@asdvek @mulattocel @Jatt @ConfusedBolivian

Have another no filter dickpic niggers
Looksmax.org the only forum where johnny sins is a dickcel idk why i posted when im big irl but here im a dickcel jfl shouldnt have posted being sub 8 inches
 
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Looksmax.org the only forum where johnny sins is a dickcel idk why i posted when im big irl but here im a dickcel jfl shouldnt have posted being sub 8 inches
Everyone here is 8x6. You're subpar.
 
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Is that a proper way of measuring tho? Your usable length ends at the pubis
No I meant I’m bigger than 7 from the pubes but by the side I’m much much longer, trust me when I see 98% of the male population larp and measure from the side, even more by pressing down from the side.
 
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You’re so small lmao
10x6
IMG 4147
 
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No I meant I’m bigger than 7 from the pubes but by the side I’m much much longer, trust me when I see 98% of the male population larp and measure from the side, even more by pressing down from the side.
Ahh I see. It’s evident most users here are bonepressing from the side then :lul:
 
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So I bought an escort off adultwork, not going into the price but it weren’t agency.

She was just my type 5’3, and curvy as hell but you low t fagots would call her fat but she had a really good face.

I got there and we got to talking and I faked my age said I was 21 when I’m acc 18 just didn’t shave. We had a nice conversation and I told her I finished uni and don’t have much experience and want to make a girl have a good time.

Started off with some foreplay, I recieved the best had I’ve had so far 8/10 but def nowhere near enough to make me cum or deepthroat. She complemented my dick said it was big and thick so that was nice.

Got to missionary where I banged her out for good 15 minutes where I got to the point where she was moaning hard after I changed up the rhythm and depth (MOGGER) but I stopped cus I was straining myself to much (no gymcelling here), switched to doggy but she said I would have to be careful due to my size (lifefuel), anyhow I pounded the shit out of her her with lube her pussy was literally conforming around me.

Switched it up a couple times nearly came but stayed solid, did some sitting positions but had to tell her to stop and nearly came I only didn’t because of Kegel muscles.

Anyhow near the end I was getting top and I decided to compare my dick to her face and it wasn’t even fully hard and it was still the length of her head and she said again my junk was massive (escort probably saying whatever)

Anyhow I finished on her face (she had glasses on) and I had a happy day

I haven’t done it raw yet and I wasn’t fully hard due to nervousness and the condom but she still did 2 hands on me with extra to spare

Definitely emptied my balls on her face and she still called my cock big when it weren’t fully hard, it’s safe to say that I am a certified cock mogger. She complemented my sex skills saying I could be a promoter after I told her that I’m not good at it and that I’m 21 and have 2 bodies (I have 3)(wolf in sheep’s clothing)

At the end it was fucking amazing and I am definitely this forums dick mogger fuck all of you this is fasho my last post might see me lurk but fuck all of you twink niggers I’m going marines, 7.1 x 6 inches bp out but I larp as 8 inches cus there’s no difference

@asdvek @mulattocel @Jatt @ConfusedBolivian

Have another no filter dickpic niggers
I'm also 18cm nigga, is that really big irl? lifefuel btw
 
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I'm also 18cm nigga, is that really big irl? lifefuel btw
Not 18 more like 19-20, like I said it’s not my length that makes me big it’s my girth
 
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This whole thread shows how many meat inspectors are on this portal
 
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Since all you niggers want to cope, here a
IMG 1100
a pic at full hardness probably more than 7.1 but I haven’t measured where’s the meat inspectors now NIGGERS
 
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Since all you niggers want to cope, here a View attachment 3996318a pic at full hardness probably more than 7.1 but I haven’t measured where’s the meat inspectors now NIGGERS, no photoshop here
 
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Definitely a dick mogger, and curvy women are the best, good job. But..



I didn't know people displayed their autism levels through their ball grooming habits.
Lmao Lol GIF

Those are the most hilarious tan lines ever, especially combined with you only shaving your pubic bone area and nothing else for whatever reason.
Screenshot 2025 08 06 at 214105
 
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7 in is like 99th percentile. Fags saying otherwise are copers measuring wrong.
 
So I bought an escort off adultwork, not going into the price but it weren’t agency.

She was just my type 5’3, and curvy as hell but you low t fagots would call her fat but she had a really good face.

I got there and we got to talking and I faked my age said I was 21 when I’m acc 18 just didn’t shave. We had a nice conversation and I told her I finished uni and don’t have much experience and want to make a girl have a good time.

Started off with some foreplay, I recieved the best had I’ve had so far 8/10 but def nowhere near enough to make me cum or deepthroat. She complemented my dick said it was big and thick so that was nice.

Got to missionary where I banged her out for good 15 minutes where I got to the point where she was moaning hard after I changed up the rhythm and depth (MOGGER) but I stopped cus I was straining myself to much (no gymcelling here), switched to doggy but she said I would have to be careful due to my size (lifefuel), anyhow I pounded the shit out of her her with lube her pussy was literally conforming around me.

Switched it up a couple times nearly came but stayed solid, did some sitting positions but had to tell her to stop and nearly came I only didn’t because of Kegel muscles.

Anyhow near the end I was getting top and I decided to compare my dick to her face and it wasn’t even fully hard and it was still the length of her head and she said again my junk was massive (escort probably saying whatever)

Anyhow I finished on her face (she had glasses on) and I had a happy day

I haven’t done it raw yet and I wasn’t fully hard due to nervousness and the condom but she still did 2 hands on me with extra to spare

Definitely emptied my balls on her face and she still called my cock big when it weren’t fully hard, it’s safe to say that I am a certified cock mogger. She complemented my sex skills saying I could be a promoter after I told her that I’m not good at it and that I’m 21 and have 2 bodies (I have 3)(wolf in sheep’s clothing)

At the end it was fucking amazing and I am definitely this forums dick mogger fuck all of you this is fasho my last post might see me lurk but fuck all of you twink niggers I’m going marines, 7.1 x 6 inches bp out but I larp as 8 inches cus there’s no difference

@asdvek @mulattocel @Jatt @ConfusedBolivian

Have another no filter dickpic niggers
Why’d you shave like that nigga
 
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hahahha, i had same girth when i was like 12 but its okay maybe you'll grow bigger
Good rage bait we can go meat for meat rn bitch ass nigga it seems like you judging me off a pic where I didn’t want to mog you dicklets, from the side I’m easily 7.5-8. Idk why @Jatt is laughing at my post when he’s a dicklet with half my girth and length I would split a hole in your bitch you Indians can’t compete stay in ur lane bitch ass nigga and you too nigga if ur bigger then post instead of larping you sub 6 inch girth having ass nigga 🤡🤡🤡 Fucking fag my girth is bigger than your wrists you fucking fags
 

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Good rage bait we can go meat for meat rn bitch ass nigga it seems like you judging me off a pic where I didn’t want to mog you dicklets, from the side I’m easily 7.5-8. Idk why @Jatt is laughing at my post when he’s a dicklet with half my girth and length I would split a hole in your bitch you Indians can’t compete stay in ur lane bitch ass nigga and you too nigga if ur bigger then post instead of larping you sub 6 inch girth having ass nigga 🤡🤡🤡 Fucking fag my girth is bigger than your wrists you fucking fags
literal shrimp dick LMFAOOOOO

get mogged fag

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shut it shrimp dick, no one wants to hear ur copes
 
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shut it shrimp dick, no one wants to hear ur copes
Fucking nigger this dick isn’t even yours I just ran it why the fuck would you use a fake one you are one sad nigger jiggaboo
 
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Fucking nigger this dick isn’t even yours I just ran it why the fuck would you use a fake one you are one sad nigger jiggaboo
u just ran it up ur asshole little faggot?

keep coping and accept the dick mog.
 
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u just ran it up ur asshole little faggot?

keep coping and accept the dick mog.
JFL 😂 KYS you could never catch me doing this because I don’t have to, keep stretching ur dick buddy😂
 
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@RXnd dick mogs this whole thread thats hilarious
 
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