Finally I understand why anal sex feels good af no homo

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When I was younger I used to be lazy as fuck and didn't like to take a break from playing PS3 to go to the toilet. So I created a method of pushing my shit halfway out my ass and then sucking it back in to trick my body into thinking I went to the toilet and stop myself from shitting in my pants.


It worked like a fuckin' wonder, but I got more than I asked for. I was addicted. In an average sitting I would release and suck up my shit at least 16 times. I just loved it, it made feel amazingly full.


Don't you always hear how women say they like to feel full when they have sex? I finally know why. Sucking up shit through your ass into your guts feels heavenly. I love to feel it there, it leaves me feeling so full and shit. It feels like I am re-eating my steaks again.


But things took a turn for the worse unfortunately. I wanted to have more massive shits going in and out to increase that amazing feeling of fullness in me. This lead me to eat as much steak as possible hoping to increase the girth of my shit.

It worked, but it obviously came with a cost like anything else. The girth of my shit was too thick, it fucking tore my asshole in two and made me leak from my anus forever.

Now there is nowhere I go to without a brown trail following behind me and everytime I dirty the floor with the poopwater flowing out of my anus, my mom screeches at me and proceeds to strike me down with a belt.
 
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its not gey if u r the one penetretin fr bro
 
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just find a gf who will peg you theorem
 
damn thats crazy
 
 
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i saw a subreddit for this exact fetish the other day
 
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C12f949eb8d29e1d2aa632d5429d30f8risitas looking at phone laughing meme
 
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You actually serious?
 
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Indeed, I am very serious here.

That feeling is unearthly, you should try it out some time.
Just buy a prostate stimulator for fucks sake, this sounds absolutely disgusting jfll
 
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Kys
 
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You were prob that one kid in gym class that had skidmarks on his underwear every time
 
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When I was younger I used to be lazy as fuck and didn't like to take a break from playing PS3 to go to the toilet. So I created a method of pushing my shit halfway out my ass and then sucking it back in to trick my body into thinking I went to the toilet and stop myself from shitting in my pants.


It worked like a fuckin' wonder, but I got more than I asked for. I was addicted. In an average sitting I would release and suck up my shit at least 16 times. I just loved it, it made feel amazingly full.


Don't you always hear how women say they like to feel full when they have sex? I finally know why. Sucking up shit through your ass into your guts feels heavenly. I love to feel it there, it leaves me feeling so full and shit. It feels like I am re-eating my steaks again.


But things took a turn for the worse unfortunately. I wanted to have more massive shits going in and out to increase that amazing feeling of fullness in me. This lead me to eat as much steak as possible hoping to increase the girth of my shit.

It worked, but it obviously came with a cost like anything else. The girth of my shit was too thick, it fucking tore my asshole in two and made me leak from my anus forever.

Now there is nowhere I go to without a brown trail following behind me and everytime I dirty the floor with the poopwater flowing out of my anus, my mom screeches at me and proceeds to strike me down with a belt.
Yea bro go ask some inmates about it they could teach ya!
 
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i always liked smelling my own farts and noticed that they smell better if i hold poop in my gut so ever since then I've been great at shitholding
 
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When I was younger I used to be lazy as fuck and didn't like to take a break from playing PS3 to go to the toilet. So I created a method of pushing my shit halfway out my ass and then sucking it back in to trick my body into thinking I went to the toilet and stop myself from shitting in my pants.


It worked like a fuckin' wonder, but I got more than I asked for. I was addicted. In an average sitting I would release and suck up my shit at least 16 times. I just loved it, it made feel amazingly full.


Don't you always hear how women say they like to feel full when they have sex? I finally know why. Sucking up shit through your ass into your guts feels heavenly. I love to feel it there, it leaves me feeling so full and shit. It feels like I am re-eating my steaks again.


But things took a turn for the worse unfortunately. I wanted to have more massive shits going in and out to increase that amazing feeling of fullness in me. This lead me to eat as much steak as possible hoping to increase the girth of my shit.

It worked, but it obviously came with a cost like anything else. The girth of my shit was too thick, it fucking tore my asshole in two and made me leak from my anus forever.

Now there is nowhere I go to without a brown trail following behind me and everytime I dirty the floor with the poopwater flowing out of my anus, my mom screeches at me and proceeds to strike me down with a belt.
this made me cage so hard 😂😂😂
 
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Should have just gotten a dildo
 
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When I was younger I used to be lazy as fuck and didn't like to take a break from playing PS3 to go to the toilet. So I created a method of pushing my shit halfway out my ass and then sucking it back in to trick my body into thinking I went to the toilet and stop myself from shitting in my pants.


It worked like a fuckin' wonder, but I got more than I asked for. I was addicted. In an average sitting I would release and suck up my shit at least 16 times. I just loved it, it made feel amazingly full.


Don't you always hear how women say they like to feel full when they have sex? I finally know why. Sucking up shit through your ass into your guts feels heavenly. I love to feel it there, it leaves me feeling so full and shit. It feels like I am re-eating my steaks again.


But things took a turn for the worse unfortunately. I wanted to have more massive shits going in and out to increase that amazing feeling of fullness in me. This lead me to eat as much steak as possible hoping to increase the girth of my shit.

It worked, but it obviously came with a cost like anything else. The girth of my shit was too thick, it fucking tore my asshole in two and made me leak from my anus forever.

Now there is nowhere I go to without a brown trail following behind me and everytime I dirty the floor with the poopwater flowing out of my anus, my mom screeches at me and proceeds to strike me down with a belt.
Ngl in your case incel tears may be right. You are fucking gross dude.
 
When I was younger I used to be lazy as fuck and didn't like to take a break from playing PS3 to go to the toilet. So I created a method of pushing my shit halfway out my ass and then sucking it back in to trick my body into thinking I went to the toilet and stop myself from shitting in my pants.


It worked like a fuckin' wonder, but I got more than I asked for. I was addicted. In an average sitting I would release and suck up my shit at least 16 times. I just loved it, it made feel amazingly full.


Don't you always hear how women say they like to feel full when they have sex? I finally know why. Sucking up shit through your ass into your guts feels heavenly. I love to feel it there, it leaves me feeling so full and shit. It feels like I am re-eating my steaks again.


But things took a turn for the worse unfortunately. I wanted to have more massive shits going in and out to increase that amazing feeling of fullness in me. This lead me to eat as much steak as possible hoping to increase the girth of my shit.

It worked, but it obviously came with a cost like anything else. The girth of my shit was too thick, it fucking tore my asshole in two and made me leak from my anus forever.

Now there is nowhere I go to without a brown trail following behind me and everytime I dirty the floor with the poopwater flowing out of my anus, my mom screeches at me and proceeds to strike me down with a belt.
Fucking christ. It only feels good because you are massaging your prostate.
Just massage it normally like a normal person
Also bump my thread while your at it. I can't because the mods might get triggered
 
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Fucking christ it. It only feels good because you are massaging your prostate.
Just massage it normally like a normal person
Also bump my thread while your at it. I can't because the mods might get triggered
You can bump your threads anytime you want stop being high inhib man.
 
You can bump your threads anytime you want stop being high inhib man.
I bumped it like 3 times in a row jfl

Also I'm definitely not high inhib

I have said some crazy stuff in here so far
 
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