Finding a job is harder than applying for it.

[SecularIslamist]

I want out from the company I work for. Been here since January and hate the people, hate the work and hate the culture.

Been searching six hours and I'm cucked in every way:

• NEEDS to be hybrid no fucking way I'm going back in the office 5 days a week.
• I live outside of London, and get this, it will cost me £33 to take a 45 minute return journey to central London, and if I go to western parts of London it would probably take up to £45 and 1.5-2hours, so up to 4 hours a day - JUST travelling!
• Most jobs I'm looking at don't even pay what I'm looking for. Those that pay my salary or above are managerial and I'm not NT enough for that.
• I literally work in a shitty discipline I can't just larp a skill and reapply it in another context. Im stuck working in the shitty discipline I'm at right now.
• Doing a whole application process is so cucked. I already have my CV and a template cover letter but motherfuckers make you sign up to their own internal application system and you have to enter your life information (DOB, schools attended) all over again. Fuck that!

It's over. I honestly just wanna go NEET for a few months. I have enough savings and can do it. I was NEET 9 months after graduating. It wasn't nice. But after 7 years of non-stop wageslaving I think I deserve a 1-2 months break. @JohnDoe

Fuck I miss furlough staying at home and getting 80% of your wage for free. Absolutely MOGGED!

 

[ItsOverLawg]

you're so sigma vro

 

[Gonthar]

In my country many people apply for all the available jobs, no matter their qualifications, absolute street bums will go for example at job interviews for places looking for doctors, engineers, specialists, managers, etc.

 

[SecularIslamist]

When I see you reply in my notifs I always expect a AI generated image. Since you didn't do it, I will do one for you instead.

In my country many people apply for all the available jobs, no matter their qualifications, absolute street bums will go for example at job interviews for places looking for doctors, engineers, specialists, managers, etc.

 

[shia.jihadist]

just get 3 different jobs and then delegate all the work to random curries in slums of gujarat for 20 rupees/month

 

[AscensionMan98]

I want out from the company I work for. Been here since January and hate the people, hate the work and hate the culture.

Been searching six hours and I'm cucked in every way:

• NEEDS to be hybrid no fucking way I'm going back in the office 5 days a week.
• I live outside of London, and get this, it will cost me £33 to take a 45 minute return journey to central London, and if I go to western parts of London it would probably take up to £45 and 1.5-2hours, so up to 4 hours a day - JUST travelling!
• Most jobs I'm looking at don't even pay what I'm looking for. Those that pay my salary or above are managerial and I'm not NT enough for that.
• I literally work in a shitty discipline I can't just larp a skill and reapply it in another context. Im stuck working in the shitty discipline I'm at right now.
• Doing a whole application process is so cucked. I already have my CV and a template cover letter but motherfuckers make you sign up to their own internal application system and you have to enter your life information (DOB, schools attended) all over again. Fuck that!

It's over. I honestly just wanna go NEET for a few months. I have enough savings and can do it. I was NEET 9 months after graduating. It wasn't nice. But after 7 years of non-stop wageslaving I think I deserve a 1-2 months break. @JohnDoe

Fuck I miss furlough staying at home and getting 80% of your wage for free. Absolutely MOGGED!

How about lie on your resume and use friends as reference, just make up experience at this point.

 

[AscensionMan98]

just get 3 different jobs and then delegate all the work to random curries in slums of gujarat for 20 rupees/month

might work for data entry jobs, and their is a huge job crisis their , too many college grads and not enough jobs, it makes america crisis look x100 worse.

Pay them like 3 an hour, and do this several times, you can NEET

 

[SecularIslamist]

How about lie on your resume and use friends as reference, just make up experience at this point.

Need a work email but not impossible tbh. Most of my friends are low wage cucks so probably don't even have a business email..

 

[AscensionMan98]

Need a work email but not impossible tbh. Most of my friends are low wage cucks so probably don't even have a business email..

You don't have anything to lose at this point. Because if you don't lie you wont get the job anyways because your not qualified enough. The key is to leave some real work experience , and the fake job you would use a bankrupt company and know how to do the job well. Bankrupt companies have valid registration so they can see its a legit company and not made up. You can also photoshop tax forms and shit

If you do the job good they won't suspect much, but best to leave after a year or two to be safe

 

[User28823]

just make money online instead

 

[Deleted member 27550]

I want out from the company I work for. Been here since January and hate the people, hate the work and hate the culture.

Been searching six hours and I'm cucked in every way:

• NEEDS to be hybrid no fucking way I'm going back in the office 5 days a week.
• I live outside of London, and get this, it will cost me £33 to take a 45 minute return journey to central London, and if I go to western parts of London it would probably take up to £45 and 1.5-2hours, so up to 4 hours a day - JUST travelling!
• Most jobs I'm looking at don't even pay what I'm looking for. Those that pay my salary or above are managerial and I'm not NT enough for that.
• I literally work in a shitty discipline I can't just larp a skill and reapply it in another context. Im stuck working in the shitty discipline I'm at right now.
• Doing a whole application process is so cucked. I already have my CV and a template cover letter but motherfuckers make you sign up to their own internal application system and you have to enter your life information (DOB, schools attended) all over again. Fuck that!

It's over. I honestly just wanna go NEET for a few months. I have enough savings and can do it. I was NEET 9 months after graduating. It wasn't nice. But after 7 years of non-stop wageslaving I think I deserve a 1-2 months break. @JohnDoe

Fuck I miss furlough staying at home and getting 80% of your wage for free. Absolutely MOGGED!

What degree do you have?

 

[ivan.kuk]

I want out from the company I work for. Been here since January and hate the people, hate the work and hate the culture.

Been searching six hours and I'm cucked in every way:

• NEEDS to be hybrid no fucking way I'm going back in the office 5 days a week.
• I live outside of London, and get this, it will cost me £33 to take a 45 minute return journey to central London, and if I go to western parts of London it would probably take up to £45 and 1.5-2hours, so up to 4 hours a day - JUST travelling!
• Most jobs I'm looking at don't even pay what I'm looking for. Those that pay my salary or above are managerial and I'm not NT enough for that.
• I literally work in a shitty discipline I can't just larp a skill and reapply it in another context. Im stuck working in the shitty discipline I'm at right now.
• Doing a whole application process is so cucked. I already have my CV and a template cover letter but motherfuckers make you sign up to their own internal application system and you have to enter your life information (DOB, schools attended) all over again. Fuck that!

It's over. I honestly just wanna go NEET for a few months. I have enough savings and can do it. I was NEET 9 months after graduating. It wasn't nice. But after 7 years of non-stop wageslaving I think I deserve a 1-2 months break. @JohnDoe

Fuck I miss furlough staying at home and getting 80% of your wage for free. Absolutely MOGGED!

I've applied to more than 1000 jobs, had 10 interviews with companies, still no offer. 4 years ago I got the first job I applied for. Clownworld

 

[SecularIslamist]

I've applied to more than 1000 jobs, had 10 interviews with companies, still no offer. 4 years ago I got the first job I applied for. Clownworld

I'd fucking rope and just go NEET. I got this job after applying to like >50

Had like 4 interviews calls.

 

[gribsufer1]

I think application is easier in Bangladesh

 

[ivan.kuk]

I'd fucking rope and just go NEET. I got this job after applying to like >50

Had like 4 interviews calls.

Idgaf anymore, I'll keep doing it.

 

[AscensionMan98]

I've applied to more than 1000 jobs, had 10 interviews with companies, still no offer. 4 years ago I got the first job I applied for. Clownworld

You need to lie about experience if you can't get a job after 150 applications

 

[ivan.kuk]

You need to lie about experience if you can't get a job after 150 applications

 

[AscensionMan98]

so you lied and still couldn't get?

 

[ivan.kuk]

so you lied and still couldn't get?

thing is I'm from EE and am looking for remote work. Rejected some jobs cause they were retarded. So I could have had one ig if I wanted local work.

 

[AscensionMan98]

thing is I'm from EE and am looking for remote work. Rejected some jobs cause they were retarded. So I could have had one ig if I wanted local work.

Might have to do something part time at least. Then keep looking for what you want. Always easier to find job while employed then not.

And at your level I would just make up experience. Find a bankrupt company to larp experience. Use your friends as references. You got nothing to lose. And if you can do your job well they won't suspect a thing. Thats the most important thing

Jobs like sales or management can easily be learnt within a few weeks . Other jobs you might need to take some courses to learn like accounting finance , or programming might take a lot longer, but If you know the skills for the job well you have nothing to worry about

Sales jobs in particular benefit from applying in person

 

[PrinceofDarkness]

In my country many people apply for all the available jobs, no matter their qualifications, absolute street bums will go for example at job interviews for places looking for doctors, engineers, specialists, managers, etc.

-3rd worlder

 

[Gonthar]

-3rd worlder

It's Romania, we are developed country....

 

[oggabooga]

how dafuq did u manage to land a job in london, thats imp LMAO

 

[Pikabro]

I give up looking for part time jobs, they don't exist. Everyone gets them easily but I just get rejected asap because that's how it is I'm a retard who fails at everything

 

[Aladin]

No one is hiring me fuck me.

 

[Shahnameh]

You don't have anything to lose at this point. Because if you don't lie you wont get the job anyways because your not qualified enough. The key is to leave some real work experience , and the fake job you would use a bankrupt company and know how to do the job well. Bankrupt companies have valid registration so they can see its a legit company and not made up. You can also photoshop tax forms and shit

If you do the job good they won't suspect much, but best to leave after a year or two to be safe

Its going to look weird if most of your experience was at bankrupt companies

 

[AscensionMan98]

Its going to look weird if most of your experience was at bankrupt companies

Your going to have to mix it up with real experience, and I would just have a longer tenure at the bankrupt company .