fine shyt saw the gooning accounts 🤦‍♂️

[jonkler]

so ive been seeing this somewhat attractive girl very often at my uni gym for the past 2 weeks and today we were both training the same thing so i decided to approach her by going to the machine she was using and acting like i wanted to use it by asking how many sets she had left (and based on her body language i'd decide whether to continue the convo or not). she says she has 2 sets left with a friendly smile so i decided to do some small talk with her and i end the convo by saying that since we see each other at the gym so often we should train with each other some day and she agrees, i ask for her insta and she says she'll type it into my phone. i hand her my phone and i realized i forgot to clear my instagram search history and she sees all the accounts from last night's goon sesh, she pretends not to see them and follows herself on my phone. shit was so embarrasing i ended my workout early but at least i got her insta

 

[android]

Shit was so bad even @Jova didn’t rep it

 

[android]

dnr anyways bitch

 

[jonkler]

Shit was so bad even @Jova didn’t rep it

i couldnt give less of a shit ab that irrelevant nigga

 

[cooldude1231]

I never give people my phone

 

[cobicado901]

Rage | fine shyt saw the gooning accounts ​

 

[jonkler]

bumpity bumpp

 

[HighTierSubhuman]

 

[jonkler]

why arent there any replies. i need the dopamine hitt

 

[cobicado901]

why arent there any replies. i need the dopamine hitt

so ive been seeing this somewhat attractive girl very often at my uni gym for the past 2 weeks and today we were both training the same thing so i decided to approach her by going to the machine she was using and acting like i wanted to use it by asking how many sets she had left (and based on her body language i'd decide whether to continue the convo or not). she says she has 2 sets left with a friendly smile so i decided to do some small talk with her and i end the convo by saying that since we see each other at the gym so often we should train with each other some day and she agrees, i ask for her insta and she says she'll type it into my phone. i hand her my phone and i realized i forgot to clear my instagram search history and she sees all the accounts from last night's goon sesh, she pretends not to see them and follows herself on my phone. shit was so embarrasing i ended my workout early but at least i got her insta

 

[psl_god4]

it was hard to read after i saw the words instagram search history fucking hell i would just shoot myself then and there

 

[AverageTevvezFan]

over, porn addiction is hugely unattractive

 

[conquest]

Jorking it rn

 

[jonkler]

Jorking it rn

im jorking it to the jonkler

 

[whiteislandpill]

Career ending tbh

 

[autistic_tendencies]

Retard

 

[Awan]

so ive been seeing this somewhat attractive girl very often at my uni gym for the past 2 weeks and today we were both training the same thing so i decided to approach her by going to the machine she was using and acting like i wanted to use it by asking how many sets she had left (and based on her body language i'd decide whether to continue the convo or not). she says she has 2 sets left with a friendly smile so i decided to do some small talk with her and i end the convo by saying that since we see each other at the gym so often we should train with each other some day and she agrees, i ask for her insta and she says she'll type it into my phone. i hand her my phone and i realized i forgot to clear my instagram search history and she sees all the accounts from last night's goon sesh, she pretends not to see them and follows herself on my phone. shit was so embarrasing i ended my workout early but at least i got her insta

What is this pajeet rambling about

 

[jonkler]

What is this pajeet rambling about

says the paki

 

[Awan]

says the paki

Im white gng

 

[cytoplasm]

When a dalit sees an ltb

 

[chadhamed]

Ik you feel embarrased around hed

 

[LipstickAlley]

TikTok lingo is cancer