Finished my job referral and should be saving up to move back to Holland where I can bang hookers

[yandex99]

I'll be getting frequent sex within a year and it is such lifefuel

After a decade of saving and taking care of my looks I'll move to a third world country and live off interest from a brokerage account and marry a poor woman that's dependant on me and not westernized

 

[Shahnameh]

Thanks for letting us know OP, i was on the edge of my seat