Firing the guns: My cold approach session

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Hello people. I’m David Denyer, (pronounced David Den Yay) as in “Yay! I’m having fun”. I’m 40 years old, and I’m 6’4.

I weigh 225lbs and I have been approaching since I was 20 years old. I did about 20,000 approaches in my lifetime.

Over the years, I had to reduce the amount of approaches I do because I keep bumping into people I already approached. For the past 3 months, I needed to “grind in a dungeon” and focus on my finances instead of going out there. This allowed time for some of my previous approaches to forget me as I developed a reputation in my city. I work in a small barbershop full time and I have osteo arthritis in my left knee.

Before my daygame session, I took 1.5 grams of dried magic mushrooms and went out the day after. The psilocybin afterglow made me feel like a cowboy shooting his shot with an old Smith and Wesson model 3. But I got shot down by all 10.

1st approach: Ukraine born in Vancouver. Said she had a boyfriend

2nd Latina: Gave her number but was in rush. She didn’t text me back

3. East Indian (light skin born here and 7/10): Boyfriend

4. Another Latina: approached on the sea wall. We walked for 2 minutes. I tried to instant date but she wanted to “keep going where she was going”. I got her IG and then she didn’t text back

5. Canadian born blonde: Boyfriend

6. Chubby brunette: Wasn’t interested

7. Half Chinese half white. Wanted to read her book

8. Romanian visitor: Had boyfriend

9. Irish: Got number failed at instant date attempt. Text back but ghosted after I asked her to go on a date

10: Canadian brunette: Was engaged

As for my knee, I can only really go out once per week, sometimes 2x because I have so little cartilage left that doctors reccomended something called the girdle-stone procedure where they cut both ends of the joint and just leave it. It would mean being in a wheelchair for the rest of my life.

I train push pull legs 3 days a week. Legs modified for my knee.

This cow boy feels like he was shot down by all 10. But the journey doesn’t end here. My goal is to get an instant date with a wandering European who found herself in Canada, and watch the sunset with her
 
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Now I approached so many that I need to wear a dark baseball cap. Many people recognize me so the hat gives me a degree of anonymity
 
20000 approaches and still no bitches just settle down unc
 
20000 approaches and still no bitches just settle down unc
I am meeting with my wingman tonight. But my knee is feeling a bit off. I will make sure to take the bus today
 
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the craziest part is that this is actually somebody's life.
 
I want to be like you unc you seem cool af I bet you get bitches here and there
 
This might be the funniest post on org today
 

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