First post here, let me introduce myself

[baldingoldcel]

Hi guys my name is baldingoldcel and well, my name describes me perfectly

I am balding and old, about to turn 26 and Norwood 2 with diffuse thinning. I was 5psl prettyboy in my prime but giga descended due to collagen loss and the Norwood reaper. My plan is to use tretinoin and red light therapy to restore collagen as well as losing weight to hopefully reduce nasiolabial folds. I am 6’1 and 215 pounds right now, so extremely overweight.

Also on dutasteride to nuke my dht, I don’t even care if it breaks my penis cause hair is fucking life.

I also have severe social retardation and have never had a girlfriend ever. But I have hooked up with around 40 girls from tinder when I was in my prime. Mostly decent looking college Beckies. Now I can’t even get with Landwhales. Most brutal part is that I had insane potential to be hottest guy in my school but have severe depression and never take care of myself and have a giga shit lifestyle.

I really hope I can salvage my looks or I’ll have to make a visit to gandy heaven, inshallah.

 

[Deleted member 27772]

Not a single word

 

[Deleted member 23558]

Ok

 

[baldingoldcel]

@Escarabajo
> not a single word

 

[7zyzz7]

26 and Norwood 2 with diffuse thinning

Also on dutasteride to nuke my dht, I don’t even care if it breaks my penis cause hair is fucking life.

 

[Deleted member 23558]

26 isn’t old tho

 

[7zyzz7]

@Escarabajo
> not a single word
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HWABAG

 

[Deleted member 7725]

pics of u in prime?

 

[baldingoldcel]

HWABAG

HWABAS4BBC

 

[baldingoldcel]

pics of u in prime?

Just trust me bro, don’t want to share pics on here until I trust people more. But enough to get 99+ likes in a day on tinder and get hookups with decent girls whenever I wanted.

 

[baldingoldcel]

26 isn’t old tho

It is for my prettyboy pheno, I have no bones I relied only on soft features it’s so fucking over

 

[Deleted member 25059]

26 isn’t old tho

its oldceldom according to lone wolf

 

[Deleted member 23218]

Just trust me bro, don’t want to share pics on here until I trust people more. But enough to get 99+ likes in a day on tinder and get hookups with decent girls whenever I wanted.

just blur your eyes or sometrhing. prettybnoy you is gone for good so its fine

 

[Deleted member 27772]

@Escarabajo
> not a single word
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Ok I read it and yeah agepill and the norwood reaper are brutal

Still you have a higher bodycount than at least a dozen random users combined

 

[baldingoldcel]

Ok I read it and yeah agepill and the norwood reaper are brutal

Still you have a higher bodycount than at least a dozen random users combined

So what. I never had true love because I’m not NT. Sex is overrated and I’m socially retarded so I ended up catching feelings for random tinder hoes and broke my heart.

For real. Just sex is hella overrrated if you aren’t in a relationship and it’s just a one night thing. From a pure pleasure standpoint it feels way better to take 50mg adderall and goon for 8 hours.

 

[baldingoldcel]

just blur your eyes or sometrhing. prettybnoy you is gone for good so its fine

Basically this is what happened to me

 

[Deleted member 23218]

Basically this is what happened to me
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its over. You lsayed good in you prime thou which most of the incels ghere will n ever do. Its time to ldar now. Your collagfenm is gone. You can either betabux a roastie or (preferably) ldar and go er

 

[Deleted member 27772]

So what. I never had true love because I’m not NT. Sex is overrated and I’m socially retarded so I ended up catching feelings for random tinder hoes and broke my heart.

For real. Just sex is hella overrrated if you aren’t in a relationship and it’s just a one night thing. From a pure pleasure standpoint it feels way better to take 50mg adderall and goon for 8 hours.

I can understand how bland it must get at that point. Good luck with finding a decent ltr.

 

[baldingoldcel]

I can understand how bland it must get at that point. Good luck with finding a decent ltr.

My only chance now is 3/10 fat single moms. Brootal.

 

[Zer0/∞]

>26
>Hooked up with 40 girls on Tinder
> Oldcel

 

[Deleted member 20193]

Trust me bro once your penis stops working your hair wont matter as much anymore.Nothing worse than feeling like a castrated dog

 

[Splinter901]

Your prime is supposed to be 25-29 as you are stll developing in ur early 20's but if u r prettygoi then it's over go er

 

[dutchboi]

Dnrd nigga

Introduction post

 

[Deleted member 14693]

Basically this is what happened to me
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Thats way worse then Norwood 2

 

[forevermirin]

damn we're so similar i used to be masc chad in in my prime slaycount 46 but a landmine blew up my chin in afghanistan so im recessed now over for us bre

 

[baldingoldcel]

Your prime is supposed to be 25-29 as you are stll developing in ur early 20's but if u r prettygoi then it's over go er

Go ER? What does that mean? Go to the emergency room?

Dnrd nigga

Introduction post

I’m new to the forum and I’m trying to make friends who are into looksmaxxing too. No need to be rude.

 

[baldingoldcel]

It’s actually so fucking over for me holy shit!

Doesn’t look too bad when I fraud with a fringe but it’s legit giga thin along my hairline RIP

 

[dutchboi]

Go ER? What does that mean? Go to the emergency room?


I’m new to the forum and I’m trying to make friends who are into looksmaxxing too. No need to be rude.

Im always rude sorry bhai

Most ppl on here are dicks

 

[Splinter901]

Go ER? What does that mean? Go to the emergency room?


I’m new to the forum and I’m trying to make friends who are into looksmaxxing too. No need to be rude.

Yes, we can go er together and hit on the nurses if u want.

 

[Deleted member 23239]

It’s actually so fucking over for me holy shit!

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Doesn’t look too bad when I fraud with a fringe but it’s legit giga thin along my hairline RIP

if u descended that much with so little hair loss, you was never more than a normie to begin with

 

[baldingoldcel]

if u descended that much with so little hair loss, you was never more than a normie to begin with

Little hair loss? Hmm. Get your eyes checked.

 

[Deleted member 18522]

26 isn’t old tho

I’m like 3 years older than him and I consider a youngcel

 

[Deleted member 25198]

>QoS soyjak avi

Great user inc

 

[cytoplasm]

Little hair loss? Hmm. Get your eyes checked.
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Thats not that bad

 

[Deleted member 21735]

nice to meet you OP!

Spoiler

not a letter

 

[forevermirin]

Little hair loss? Hmm. Get your eyes checked.
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shut up schizo ur hairline is fine ur just a fat fuck stop coping with much norwood jfl

 

[Deleted member 23239]

Little hair loss? Hmm. Get your eyes checked.
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you can still have buzzcut

 

[baldingoldcel]

shut up schizo ur hairline is fine ur just a fat fuck stop coping with much norwood jfl

Next level Gaslighting lol