First Post Likelihood

[surgical]

Here is my list of the first posts most likely to be made by a new account (most common>rarest)

1.) - Rating "what can I do to ASCEND" "rate me brutal" - (will likely leave in a few days + bonus points if in wrong section OR if user gets angry at a "low" rating, only to insult the person who rated them "low")

2.) - Depression slop - (go to .is, nigga)

3.) - Is (retarded method you've never heard of) cope? - (these niggas can't be real)

4.) - What did (grifting influencer) do to ascend? - (over.)

5.) - How can I fix (unfixable failo) without surgery? - (will get angry when you tell them you can't)

6.) - GPT slop guide - (rare, they seem to think that nobody can tell, they want to be perceived as high iq)

Low effort 1000th post

LMK what you think, maybe consider adding/adjusting certain things

 

[surgical]

0

 

[Grievous]

Grey - 'rate me brutal'

User - 'LTN'

Grey- 'Kill yourself incel'

 

[surgical]

Grey - 'rate me brutal'

User - 'LTN'

Grey- 'Kill yourself incel'

I wanted to add this too. Always happens

 

[Tttopgtoni]

I always see them venting as their fist post

 

[aliwalations]

I wonder how mfs reach such a high number of posts, I cba

 

[surgical]

I always see them venting as their fist post

Never understood that. I guess I only notice the rating posts, but those are also quite common

 

[surgical]

I wonder how mfs reach such a high number of posts, I cba

?

 

[aliwalations]

?

niggas will have their account made in January 2026 and genuinely have 4000 posts

 

[surgical]

niggas will have their account made in January 2026 and genuinely have 4000 posts

I genuinely will never understand that either. The amount of rotting needed is insane, I thought I had it bad

 

[surgical]

bump, I need peoples opinions

 

[surgical]

super bump

 

[shitskinfoidslayer]

Here is my list of the first posts most likely to be made by a new account (most common>rarest)

1.) - Rating "what can I do to ASCEND" "rate me brutal" - (will likely leave in a few days + bonus points if in wrong section OR if user gets angry at a "low" rating, only to insult the person who rated them "low")

2.) - Depression slop - (go to .is, nigga)

3.) - Is (retarded method you've never heard of) cope? - (these niggas can't be real)

4.) - What did (grifting influencer) do to ascend? - (over.)

5.) - How can I fix (unfixable failo) without surgery? - (will get angry when you tell them you can't)

6.) - GPT slop guide - (rare, they seem to think that nobody can tell, they want to be perceived as high iq)

Low effort 1000th post

LMK what you think, maybe consider adding/adjusting certain things

This is NOT what i did

 

[surgical]

This is NOT what i did

your first post was asking why you never get girls, close enough to lump in with depression

 

[Surrender]

my first post is amazing

 

[surgical]

my first post is amazing

average post. Not horrible, just a very basic question

 

[shitskinfoidslayer]

your first post was asking why you never get girls, close enough to lump in with depression

Fuck i guess ur right

 

[shitskinfoidslayer]

your first post was asking why you never get girls, close enough to lump in with depression

but it was mostly to get help

 

[DoesntExistHere]

I wonder how mfs reach such a high number of posts, I cba

You joined 2023 with only 40 posts holy aura

 

[truewarlord]

Here is my list of the first posts most likely to be made by a new account (most common>rarest)

1.) - Rating "what can I do to ASCEND" "rate me brutal" - (will likely leave in a few days + bonus points if in wrong section OR if user gets angry at a "low" rating, only to insult the person who rated them "low")

2.) - Depression slop - (go to .is, nigga)

3.) - Is (retarded method you've never heard of) cope? - (these niggas can't be real)

4.) - What did (grifting influencer) do to ascend? - (over.)

5.) - How can I fix (unfixable failo) without surgery? - (will get angry when you tell them you can't)

6.) - GPT slop guide - (rare, they seem to think that nobody can tell, they want to be perceived as high iq)

Low effort 1000th post

LMK what you think, maybe consider adding/adjusting certain things

you forgot
"rate my cycle"
and its gh+test without ais for height

 

[aliwalations]

You joined 2023 with only 40 posts holy aura

thanks g