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Fuck i have a wild story for anyone that is interested this is my first time ever clubbing and first time trying to get a girl too i have no previous experience. no this isnt ai generated slop for the 3 people that reply this so if you dgaf next thread but for those looking for motivation read on.

Background: Ive never had any sexual relation ship with a girl let alone kiss a girl im 16. This is fucking horrendous but the reason for this is i was always fat low confidence up until i started looksmaxxing and gymmaxxing around early 15 and this is the first time i put my fucking ascension to use. Im 6'3 mtn 190lbs for a underage club you could see how easy it is for me to line up girls but i have social anxienty and high inhib but i made it work tonight finally.

To start the night off i didnt have any pregab or baclo or any inhib drugs sadly but i was cialised up so i had to take a shot and ruin my liver JFL but i had to be lower inhib i got like 40% drunk i didnt want to tipsy js enough to lower my inhib to have fun a bit more. Now my approach was to ask the bitches who stared at me and held eye contact if they wanted to dance and it fucking worked. The height pill is brutal, the first two girls were ltb-mtb didnt really want to do much with them they were kinda slutty too tbh i wasnt aiming for this as im not tryna leave the club (high inhib) but we exchanged contacts and we danced for a bit.

Then i spotted my eyes on a HTB bad blondie and decided this was the one i wanted to makeout with and get a private boof at the back with, we locked eyes at first and stared for a good 2-3mins before i worked the confidence up to approach her. She had to stare up at me she was around 5"4-5. I asked her if she wanted to dance and i held her waist and hips and we fucking danced, i was rock solid the cialis fucking sold me and compressed my nuts this shit was not fun, and she definintely felt it do girls fuck with this or not well obviously this one did because we danced for another good 5-10mins before she asked me if she wanted to head somewhere queiter so i got us a boof since i knew the DJ, We get to the back and she starts speaking about what shes studying what she does her friends basic girl shit i had a goal tho. I finally got couragous enough to grab her by the chin with my thumb and index like you see in the movie and leaned in for a kiss and we start making out. next minute shes on my lap and were fucking smooching for the next 10-15mins. I didnt know how to stop the kiss we would only stop to switch poistions we were genuinly so into it, and then things to other things and lookmaxxing and starve maxxing was deffinetly worth it in the end this experience deffinetly will make me stick even harder to my diet now.

for a first kiss and slay id say i did pretty well she said i kissed better than her ex :lul:. but theres always improvements that could be done but very sucessfull night tonight i have booty call set up for tmrw with another bitch aswell so all in all great sucess LM is truly real looks is everything i spoke maybe 4 words to these girls and was highly autistic and inexperienced yet they didnt gaf since looks is all that matters personaility is cope. How can i ascend my clubbing rizz any advice would be awesome
 
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Fuck i have a wild story for anyone that is interested this is my first time ever clubbing and first time trying to get a girl too i have no previous experience. no this isnt ai generated slop for the 3 people that reply this so if you dgaf next thread but for those looking for motivation read on.

Background: Ive never had any sexual relation ship with a girl let alone kiss a girl im 16. This is fucking horrendous but the reason for this is i was always fat low confidence up until i started looksmaxxing and gymmaxxing around early 15 and this is the first time i put my fucking ascension to use. Im 6'3 mtn 190lbs for a underage club you could see how easy it is for me to line up girls but i have social anxienty and high inhib but i made it work tonight finally.

To start the night off i didnt have any pregab or baclo or any inhib drugs sadly but i was cialised up so i had to take a shot and ruin my liver JFL but i had to be lower inhib i got like 40% drunk i didnt want to tipsy js enough to lower my inhib to have fun a bit more. Now my approach was to ask the bitches who stared at me and held eye contact if they wanted to dance and it fucking worked. The height pill is brutal, the first two girls were ltb-mtb didnt really want to do much with them they were kinda slutty too tbh i wasnt aiming for this as im not tryna leave the club (high inhib) but we exchanged contacts and we danced for a bit.

Then i spotted my eyes on a HTB bad blondie and decided this was the one i wanted to makeout with and get a private boof at the back with, we locked eyes at first and stared for a good 2-3mins before i worked the confidence up to approach her. She had to stare up at me she was around 5"4-5. I asked her if she wanted to dance and i held her waist and hips and we fucking danced, i was rock solid the cialis fucking sold me and compressed my nuts this shit was not fun, and she definintely felt it do girls fuck with this or not well obviously this one did because we danced for another good 5-10mins before she asked me if she wanted to head somewhere queiter so i got us a boof since i knew the DJ, We get to the back and she starts speaking about what shes studying what she does her friends basic girl shit i had a goal tho. I finally got couragous enough to grab her by the chin with my thumb and index like you see in the movie and leaned in for a kiss and we start making out. next minute shes on my lap and were fucking smooching for the next 10-15mins. I didnt know how to stop the kiss we would only stop to switch poistions we were genuinly so into it, and then things to other things and next minute were doing other shit which i dont want to get into detail but lets just say the BP paid off.

for a first kiss and slay id say i did pretty well she said i kissed better than her ex :lul:. but theres always improvements that could be done but very sucessfull night tonight i have booty call set up for tmrw with another bitch aswell so all in all great sucess BP is truly real looks is everything i spoke maybe 4 words to these girls and was highly autistic and inexperienced yet they didnt gaf since looks is all that matters personaility is cope. How can i ascend my clubbing rizz any advice would be awesome
Tales from Kalkota
 
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dnr tales:trepidation:
cope
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first time larping kinda scared
 
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nigger you made it
 
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im confused on why this part is getting mentioned did i use the term wrong?
bp is NOT looksmaxxing buddy

plus that just sounds corny asf like "lets just say... you dont wanna know.. heh.."
 
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bp is NOT looksmaxxing buddy

plus that just sounds corny asf like "lets just say... you dont wanna know.. heh.."
true my dopamine receptors are buzzing rn so im allowed to be corny tbf, bp/lm same shit to me

ill refrain from corny phrases and read the .org dictionary next time for future threads
 
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That's all in a days work it takes no effort to bag an ugly bitch especially when you look like that
no one said she was ugly tho i litreally said she was HTB, ethier way even if she was mtb a first is a first ill take what i can get yes i look decently above average and blessed with height but im no where near as experienced as some other people on this forum i didnt go into tonight expecting to even get a dance. but i appreciate the kind words
 
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