FLAT ZYGOS BECAUSE CLEANING FACE

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Yeah its sounds fucking troll but is true, well i was showering and I squeezed my zygos a lot and so hard, later I pick up like a face cleansing gauze and i rub hard too in my zygos, when i push it I feel low pain. Be serious guys dont troll pls, btw im 14 and im so paranoic of that
 
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Yeah its sounds fucking troll but is true, well i was showering and I squeezed my zygos a lot and so hard, later I pick up like a face cleansing gauze and i rub hard too in my zygos, when i push it I feel low pain. Be serious guys dont troll pls, btw im 14 and im so paranoic of that
indirect bonesmashing:lul:
 
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wtf my bones will grow after that?:lul:
idk its possible but ur zygos won't remain flat ig and ur 14 so don't worry abt bones now. Focus on nutrition
 
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You are absolutely and utterly retarded. You might wanna get checked for an extra chromosome or two. After you get your results you should eat up the paper, because it absolutely does not matter what it fucking says. Because you'll still be a complete troglodyte of a retard. KYS ASAP.
 
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You are absolutely and utterly retarded. You might wanna get checked for an extra chromosome or two. After you get your results you should eat up the paper, because it absolutely does not matter what it fucking says. Because you'll still be a complete troglodyte of a retard. KYS ASAP.
can u help me and answering pls?
 
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Yeah its sounds fucking troll but is true, well i was showering and I squeezed my zygos a lot and so hard, later I pick up like a face cleansing gauze and i rub hard too in my zygos, when i push it I feel low pain. Be serious guys dont troll pls, btw im 14 and im so paranoic of that
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Yeah its sounds fucking troll but is true, well i was showering and I squeezed my zygos a lot and so hard, later I pick up like a face cleansing gauze and i rub hard too in my zygos, when i push it I feel low pain. Be serious guys dont troll pls, btw im 14 and im so paranoic of that
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Yeah its sounds fucking troll but is true, well i was showering and I squeezed my zygos a lot and so hard, later I pick up like a face cleansing gauze and i rub hard too in my zygos, when i push it I feel low pain. Be serious guys dont troll pls, btw im 14 and im so paranoic of that
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Yeah its sounds fucking troll but is true, well i was showering and I squeezed my zygos a lot and so hard, later I pick up like a face cleansing gauze and i rub hard too in my zygos, when i push it I feel low pain. Be serious guys dont troll pls, btw im 14 and im so paranoic of that
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Yeah its sounds fucking troll but is true, well i was showering and I squeezed my zygos a lot and so hard, later I pick up like a face cleansing gauze and i rub hard too in my zygos, when i push it I feel low pain. Be serious guys dont troll pls, btw im 14 and im so paranoic of that
bump:ogre::feelswah:
 
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shut the fuck up nigga
 
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4582731 IMG 5080
 
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then they will be more recessed?
won't do anything, external pressures need to be continuous and applied over long periods to cause significant changes
 
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You are absolutely and utterly retarded. You might wanna get checked for an extra chromosome or two. After you get your results you should eat up the paper, because it absolutely does not matter what it fucking says. Because you'll still be a complete troglodyte of a retard. KYS ASAP.
nigger
 
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Yeah its sounds fucking troll but is true, well i was showering and I squeezed my zygos a lot and so hard, later I pick up like a face cleansing gauze and i rub hard too in my zygos, when i push it I feel low pain. Be serious guys dont troll pls, btw im 14 and im so paranoic of that
bro your not gonna move any bones because you squeezed them
 
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They are lying to you so you can touch your zygos more and lose more bone mass.They have already lost bone mass because you touched them and they will continue to grow inwards in response to the external pressure,so your zygos will always be flat.
I would just rope at this point
 
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Yeah its sounds fucking troll but is true, well i was showering and I squeezed my zygos a lot and so hard, later I pick up like a face cleansing gauze and i rub hard too in my zygos, when i push it I feel low pain. Be serious guys dont troll pls, btw im 14 and im so paranoic of that
please ban users like this, thx
 
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Yeah its sounds fucking troll but is true, well i was showering and I squeezed my zygos a lot and so hard, later I pick up like a face cleansing gauze and i rub hard too in my zygos, when i push it I feel low pain. Be serious guys dont troll pls, btw im 14 and im so paranoic of that
seems like aids to me, go to a doctor to check it out
 
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