Foid becomes famous for taking Prince Harry's virginity

[Jason Voorhees]

——“I’m the older lady who took Prince Harry’s virginity. It was only 5 minutes, I did slap his bum & I remember his underwear”——

Sasha Walpole told The Sun they had a passionate five minute romp in a field behind a busy pub while royal security searched for him

——“It was literally wham-bam between two friends”—-

Prince Harry and Sasha went outside and both climbed a 3 bar fence to the field. Both quite drunk

—-—“We finished our cigarettes and it just happened. He started to kiss me”—-

Sasha led a peaceful life until 2023. Today, she is the most talked about person in the UK.

 

[Deleted member 17872]

Why is it news?

 

[Jason Voorhees]

Anglo ageing genetics strike again. In her 30s and already bogged

 

[Jason Voorhees]

Why is it news?

Because it is. There are more than a dozen articles about her on thesun and cosmopolitan. She became famous overnight

 

[Deleted member 17872]

Because it is. There are more than a dozen articles about her on thesun and cosmopolitan. She became famous overnight

That island should be nuked

 

[Tusseleif]

He’s a literal Prince and that’s what he snuck away from his guards with

 

[Orc]

I have no idea who she is and don't care.

 

[Deleted member 13158]

Why is it news?

Cus he’s royalty I guess and he could only bag that subhuman