foid bending over for me at work wtf do i do

[ripcordgod1]

me and my foid friend were on a call last night discussing work and I told her about how I thought she had a fat ass and she was like she didn't want one cuz models were skinny or some shit

I teased her and said I would smack her ass at work if she walks by and she said she won't let me do it and she'll hide from me

I am at work rn and this bitch is walking in front of me every 5 minutes and literally bending her back towards me pretending to be clueless

wtf do I do do I smack that shit is this a trap to get me on a sexual harassment list I don't wanna look like a pussy and not smack it help

 

[Deleted member 16501]

put your nose in her ass and sniff

 

[Corleone]

me and my foid friend were on a call last night discussing work and I told her about how I thought she had a fat ass and she was like she didn't want one cuz models were skinny or some shit

I teased her and said I would smack her ass at work if she walks by and she said she won't let me do it and she'll hide from me

I am at work rn and this bitch is walking in front of me every 5 minutes and literally bending her back towards me pretending to be clueless

wtf do I do do I smack that shit is this a trap to get me on a sexual harassment list I don't wanna look like a pussy and not smack it help

smack that ass. It's either gonna get you into her pussy or an uncomfortable meeting at the HR department

 

[Dr. Bludy]

Rip her panties off and ascend

 

[ripcordgod1]

@pneumocystosis

 

[Deleted member 6128]

Country? JFL

 

[Deleted member 12002]

me and my foid friend were on a call last night discussing work and I told her about how I thought she had a fat ass and she was like she didn't want one cuz models were skinny or some shit

I teased her and said I would smack her ass at work if she walks by and she said she won't let me do it and she'll hide from me

I am at work rn and this bitch is walking in front of me every 5 minutes and literally bending her back towards me pretending to be clueless

wtf do I do do I smack that shit is this a trap to get me on a sexual harassment list I don't wanna look like a pussy and not smack it help

Stand there and make it awkward for her. Say "excuse me" and just wait at an uncomfortable distance until she moves. Eye contact and smile.

 

[germanlooks]

How can you even have a female friend as the autistic individual you are?

 

[Deleted member 21628]

post a creepshot first

 

[dimorphism]

put your nose in her ass and sniff

 

[Allornothing]

Just take it as an ioi and see how conversation with her goes. If you aren’t delusional (like normies) or aspie you can tell if she’s into you then ask her out.

 

[Deleted member 20399]

me and my foid friend were on a call last night discussing work and I told her about how I thought she had a fat ass and she was like she didn't want one cuz models were skinny or some shit

I teased her and said I would smack her ass at work if she walks by and she said she won't let me do it and she'll hide from me

I am at work rn and this bitch is walking in front of me every 5 minutes and literally bending her back towards me pretending to be clueless

wtf do I do do I smack that shit is this a trap to get me on a sexual harassment list I don't wanna look like a pussy and not smack it help

Stick ur cock in there

 

[Moggedbyevery1]

Tales from HR

 

[Deleted member 16474]

based from your story it seems like she gives you hints to do something

but what do I know, you might be schizo and u might get into big trouble

 

[zharupodrugu]

Be a man smack her juicy ass. You will 100% regret if you wont do it. Life is short, take a risk.

 

[Deleted member 16501]

I remember pre radical feminism (end of 2012) I worked at a small law firm as a clerk and some young asian female lawyer did the same to me except always bending backwards pretending to stretch showing her tits to me

i shoulda grabbed em

 

[Suimaxxer]

Tales from the slums of mumbai

 

[Gargamel]

Nigga smack it like there is no tomorrow.

Phat ass bitches need their daily spanking.

If you are afraid, just wait till your shifts are over and smack it outside of working hours.

Just smack it.

 

[Deleted member 19157]

I remember pre radical feminism (end of 2012) I worked at a small law firm as a clerk and some young asian female lawyer did the same to me except always bending backwards pretending to stretch showing her tits to me

i shoulda grabbed em

youd be in prison atm

 

[Deleted member 16501]

youd be in prison atm

Back then was different

Not grabbed em but started to fondle her and try and make out

It was Friday late afternoon in small office and everyone else had left

 

[Filippo]

Stick your incel face up that provocative bitch's ass

 

[Deleted member 23017]

I would rip off her pants and bury my face so deep inside her asshole that it'd function as the Excalibur's long lost cousin.