foids having celebrity crushes

[d0wnpour_]

This girl I'm talking to always says "he's so cute" whenever she sees a hot celebrity. I'm going to kill myself if I hear this shit one more time. It's brutal because the celebrity MOGS me to hell and I KNOW for a fact she'd choose them over me if she met them in person. I need to meet and marry a woman who's father has kept her in her basement her whole life and hasn't even seen her dad as he feeds her through a hole in the wall.

 

[VrillFatNoob24]

 

[pslfinalboss]

Bruv if these celebrities are actually good looking and shes interested in u then at least that means ur not that far off from them

 

[PrettyLights]

Ughhh… These incels on here are so insecure for not letting their girl have a celebrity crush

 

[maximuslaid]

This girl I'm talking to always says "he's so cute" whenever she sees a hot celebrity. I'm going to kill myself if I hear this shit one more time. It's brutal because the celebrity MOGS me to hell and I KNOW for a fact she'd choose them over me if she met them in person. I need to meet and marry a woman who's father has kept her in her basement her whole life and hasn't even seen her dad as he feeds her through a hole in the wall.

Stop being a cuck and dump that whore

She will leave you the moment she sees those celebrities irl

 

[DrunkenSailor]

I KNOW for a fact she'd choose them over me if she met them in person.

Yeah no shit, 99% of men can’t compete with actors.

Play the reverse uno card, whenever you see a hot actress say how cute she is. See how this bitch likes it.

 

[crazyguy]

This girl I'm talking to always says "he's so cute" whenever she sees a hot celebrity. I'm going to kill myself if I hear this shit one more time. It's brutal because the celebrity MOGS me to hell and I KNOW for a fact she'd choose them over me if she met them in person. I need to meet and marry a woman who's father has kept her in her basement her whole life and hasn't even seen her dad as he feeds her through a hole in the wall.

cut her down with a machete

 

[Primalsplit]

Bruv if these celebrities are actually good looking and shes interested in u then at least that means ur not that far off from them

Ahhh... false hope. My favourite method to extend torture.

 

[d0wnpour_]

Ughhh… These incels on here are so insecure for not letting their girl have a celebrity crush

sorry i dont like being a cuck and having my girl call other men hot retard

 

[d0wnpour_]

Ahhh... false hope. My favourite method to extend torture.

sub100postcel gives his life advice that cuz i pulled her and she thinks celebrities are hot then im like them. makes total sense!! lifefuel!!

 

[d0wnpour_]

cut her down with a machete

considering this or doing this to the actors she thinks are cute

 

[crazyguy]

considering this or doing this to the actors she thinks are cute

i would deadass kill a girl if she mentioned a celebrity crush

 

[d0wnpour_]

i would deadass kill a girl if she mentioned a celebrity crush

nah like it genuinely makes me pissed and immediately turned off. why r u talking abt another man while with me? youre retarded if you think i'd be okay with it i'm no cuckold

 

[crazyguy]

nah like it genuinely makes me pissed and immediately turned off. why r u talking abt another man while with me? youre retarded if you think i'd be okay with it i'm no cuckold

block that bitch