For the few yakhi's left on here - newgen/tiktokcels do NOT enter

[Niklaus Mikaelson]

A little (hopefully motivational) trip summarizing my journey, memories and experiences on here.

Pre tiktok times were truly something else.

understandable most of the pre 2023cels have moved on, I wish y'all the best and appreciate the time I've been here and the knowledge I've gathered. The forum was one hell of a ride

Spoiler: Tags

@Xangsane @currylightskin @SubSigma @the BULL @averagejoe @Amnesia @thecel @TRUE_CEL @Enfant terrible @Pikabro @apemaxxed @MoggerGaston @thereallegend @ReadBooksEveryday @JustShower @Biggdink

 

[fuckingtheuniverse]

Such levels of abused dog behaviour even after all those matches the only validation whichll satisfy him is from gay dalits brootal

 

[Niklaus Mikaelson]

Such levels of abused dog behaviour even after all those matches the only validation whichll satisfy him is from gay dalits brootal

Joined: sep. 3 2023

 

[fuckingtheuniverse]

Joined: sep. 3 2023

Ive seen your original posts about tinder with your face and shit people rated you htn with smile halo jfl

 

[Niklaus Mikaelson]

Ive seen your original posts about tinder with your face and shit people rated you htn with smile halo jfl

Is there context for this comment?

 

[Deleted member 21661]

A little (hopefully motivational) trip summarizing my journey, memories and experiences on here.

Pre tiktok times were truly something else.

understandable most of the pre 2023cels have moved on, I wish y'all the best and appreciate the time I've been here and the knowledge I've gathered. The forum was one hell of a ride

Spoiler: Tags

@Xangsane @currylightskin @SubSigma @the BULL @averagejoe @Amnesia @thecel @TRUE_CEL @Enfant terrible @Pikabro @apemaxxed @MoggerGaston @thereallegend @ReadBooksEveryday @JustShower @Biggdink

Good times, I miss the late nights of rotting in my dorm and trolling on tinder with you and Gonzalo
Miss exposing your micropenis
Forum has gone to shit the last few months
Your server too, I remember the rotfests there and trolling random greycels asking for advice.
It is what it is. About time I got more productive too.

 

[fuckingtheuniverse]

Is there context for this comment?

As in im not a newcel from tiktok ide have tiktok

 

[Niklaus Mikaelson]

Good times, I miss the late nights of rotting in my dorm and trolling on tinder with you and Gonzalo
Miss exposing your micropenis
Forum has gone to shit the last few months
Your server too, I remember the rotfests there and trolling random greycels asking for advice.
It is what it is. About time I got more productive too.

Trolling on tinder with you and gonzalocel was peak ngl

 

[Deleted member 21661]

Trolling on tinder with gonzalocel was peak ngl

"If you have a six pack on tinder you can get away with literally anything" something like that
Amazing thread
If you remember the girl who i called flat, I ended up dming her on ig later jfl

 

[bishōnenmaxxer]

S

WHERE IS YOUR GIRL

 

[Niklaus Mikaelson]

"If you have a six pack on tinder you can get away with literally anything" something like that
Amazing thread
If you remember the girl who i called flat, I ended up dming her on ig later jfl

Damn, did it lead to something else than just a DM?

 

[Deleted member 21661]

Damn, did it lead to something else than just a DM?

She was surprisingly receptive jfl, told her I was just messing around with friends. Well that's not far from the truth.
Didnt lead to anything sadly, maybe it could've but I didn't wanna put in the effort and who knows what she really thought. Would've been legendary if I did fuck though.

 

[Niklaus Mikaelson]

She was surprisingly receptive jfl, told her I was just messing around with friends. Well that's not far from the truth.
Didnt lead to anything sadly, maybe it could've but I didn't wanna put in the effort and who knows what she really thought. Would've been legendary if I did fuck though.

Oh well, it is what it is

 

[the BULL]

@WishIwasChico tinder final boss

 

[Deleted member 3105]

⠀

 

[Corleone]

wtf man, when did Niko stop being a mega-twink, life truly isn‘t fair.

 

[Niklaus Mikaelson]

wtf man, when did Niko stop being a mega-twink, life truly isn‘t fair.

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That's far from the peak yet, I may come and make an update in a year

 

[WishIwasChico]

@WishIwasChico tinder final boss

Wym

 

[the BULL]

Wym

He fucked model stacies from tinder

 

[Corleone]

Working out, good diet, grooming and tanning? Nah bro it was the thousands of dollars on facial blood injecting and other similarly obscure techniques that ascended him tbhtbh ngl

Lmao

You think he actually tans? I would have guessed he‘d fall down the 50SPF tret route when he started the plasma injections.

Nice healthy orange glow could also be super dosing of beta carotene

 

[WishIwasChico]

He fucked model stacies from tinder

Mirin

 

[wsada]

Ahh yes the good old times,don't check my profile and name tho

 

[Niklaus Mikaelson]

Lmao

You think he actually tans? I would have guessed he‘d fall down the 50SPF tret route when he started the plasma injections.

Nice healthy orange glow could also be super dosing of beta carotene

I do in fact not tan and I re-apply sunscreen every 2-3 hours

 

[Corleone]

I do in fact not tan and I re-apply sunscreen every 2-3 hours

How did you achieve that orange glow in that case? You were significantly paler when you joined

 

[Niklaus Mikaelson]

How did you achieve that orange glow in that case? You were significantly paler when you joined

Probably diet tbh, It does include quite a bit of beta carotene. Apart from that possibly just genetics

 

[Corleone]

Probably diet tbh, It does include quite a bit of beta carotene. Apart from that possibly just genetics

Did you ever post a diet thread? I might have to stop hurting my skin by tanning if i can get similar results from diet alone

Gay admins won‘t reintroduce the notification feature when a followed user posts a thread

 

[Niklaus Mikaelson]

Did you ever post a diet thread? I might have to stop hurting my skin by tanning if i can get similar results from diet alone

Gay admins won‘t reintroduce the notification feature when a followed user posts a thread

This is what I eat, it's 100g * whatever number is next to it. I keep adjusting depending on my blood work

This is what it comes out to

 

[tbh aff]

damn what are you doing with those test tubes?

 

[Corleone]

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This is what I eat, it's 100g * whatever number is next to it. I keep adjusting depending on my blood work

This is what it comes out to
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Thanks for the effort broski, will have a closer look at tomorrow to see where mine could be lacking in comparison

 

[Niklaus Mikaelson]

damn what are you doing with those test tubes?

Got the shipped from https://bio-prf.com/

Edit: whops i thought you asked where I got them, they are blood storing tubes, I use them for seperating prp and prf for vampire facial

 

[Acne Victim]

I still think you're Xangsane and nothing will convince me otherwise

 

[Gengar]

A little (hopefully motivational) trip summarizing my journey, memories and experiences on here.

Pre tiktok times were truly something else.

understandable most of the pre 2023cels have moved on, I wish y'all the best and appreciate the time I've been here and the knowledge I've gathered. The forum was one hell of a ride

Spoiler: Tags

@Xangsane @currylightskin @SubSigma @the BULL @averagejoe @Amnesia @thecel @TRUE_CEL @Enfant terrible @Pikabro @apemaxxed @MoggerGaston @thereallegend @ReadBooksEveryday @JustShower @Biggdink

Thanks for sharing, bhai.

 

[Gengar]

Where is the song from? Sounds so familiar.

 

[Niklaus Mikaelson]

Where is the song from? Sounds so familiar.

 

[Gengar]

Spoiler: TMI

Thanks! My brother heard me listening to this from the toilet while taking a shit and he said “What is that noise and why is it so familiar?”

 

[Leo69]

@Niklaus Mikaelson is the true definition of a gigachad because of his gigachad appeal.

He mogs guys like @Salludon and @Amnesia in appeal easily. Most people actually don't know, but looking like some PSL gigachad is not the way for appeal. Facial harmony and averageness is what girls like. Think of Jordan Barrett compared to Chico. Jordan Barrett has more striking features like hunter eyes, but he doesn't look sweet or NT like Chico, and that's what matters.

Don't believe me? @looksmaxxer234 and @Blackgymmax can confirm how many times Niko is the ultimate mogger for experiments.

What's best about @Niklaus Mikaelson is that he's a smart calm guy. He doesn't really have arguments with others, and if someone says something about him. He doesn't really try to argue with him as that'll just ruin his reputation and to what risk, to what benefit, especally if things are about to get tense. I strive to be like @Niklaus Mikaelson as he always avoids rough situations which is what real smart calm guys should do.

 

[Niklaus Mikaelson]

@Niklaus Mikaelson is the true definition of a gigachad because of his gigachad appeal.

He mogs guys like @Salludon and @Amnesia in appeal easily. Most people actually don't know, but looking like some PSL gigachad is not the way for appeal. Facial harmony and averageness is what girls like. Think of Jordan Barrett compared to Chico. Jordan Barrett has more striking features like hunter eyes, but he doesn't look sweet or NT like Chico, and that's what matters.

Don't believe me? @looksmaxxer234 and @Blackgymmax can confirm how many times Niko is the ultimate mogger for experiments.

What's best about @Niklaus Mikaelson is that he's a smart calm guy. He doesn't really have arguments with others, and if someone says something about him. He doesn't really try to argue with him as that'll just ruin his reputation and to what risk, to what benefit, especally if things are about to get tense. I strive to be like @Niklaus Mikaelson as he always avoids rough situations which is what real smart calm guys should do.

You're gonna expose that we're alts, you gotta remember to put in something negative about me, you need to retake the xangsane 101 course.

But appreciate it Bhai

 

[Niklaus Mikaelson]

Spoiler: TMI

Thanks! My brother heard me listening to this from the toilet while taking a shit and he said “What is that noise and why is it so familiar?”

Haha that's a really funny, love me some TMI

 

[|Daddy_Zygos|]

A little (hopefully motivational) trip summarizing my journey, memories and experiences on here.

Pre tiktok times were truly something else.

understandable most of the pre 2023cels have moved on, I wish y'all the best and appreciate the time I've been here and the knowledge I've gathered. The forum was one hell of a ride

Spoiler: Tags

@Xangsane @currylightskin @SubSigma @the BULL @averagejoe @Amnesia @thecel @TRUE_CEL @Enfant terrible @Pikabro @apemaxxed @MoggerGaston @thereallegend @ReadBooksEveryday @JustShower @Biggdink

I miss your tinder experiments there were cage fuel tbh

 

[|Daddy_Zygos|]

good old looksmax autism with that Youtube video

 

[SubSigma]

@Niklaus Mikaelson is the true definition of a gigachad because of his gigachad appeal.

He mogs guys like @Salludon and @Amnesia in appeal easily. Most people actually don't know, but looking like some PSL gigachad is not the way for appeal. Facial harmony and averageness is what girls like. Think of Jordan Barrett compared to Chico. Jordan Barrett has more striking features like hunter eyes, but he doesn't look sweet or NT like Chico, and that's what matters.

Don't believe me? @looksmaxxer234 and @Blackgymmax can confirm how many times Niko is the ultimate mogger for experiments.

What's best about @Niklaus Mikaelson is that he's a smart calm guy. He doesn't really have arguments with others, and if someone says something about him. He doesn't really try to argue with him as that'll just ruin his reputation and to what risk, to what benefit, especally if things are about to get tense. I strive to be like @Niklaus Mikaelson as he always avoids rough situations which is what real smart calm guys should do.

Niko 2.0

 

[humanoidsub7]

Is Xangsane ai generated