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If you own this phone Stacy will not even fucking talk to you ever:
It's called the Nomu S50 pro. It's EXTREMELY durable, and you bought it because you don't want your fucking phone breaking ever again.
Imagine you are Chad enough to get on a date with this girl, and you meet up. You pull out your phone because you got a text from your landlord or something retarded, and she sees the fucking NOMU.
She sighs because you have an Android, but then notices it's literally 1 inch thick and bright orange WITHOUT A CASE. She asks what kind of phone that is (she only knows Samsung, bc foids), and then you have to fucking tell her you have a NOMU S50 PRO.
She starts to walk away, and you struggle to explain that it's IP68 waterproof, and super durable! From there she then tells all of her friend and family to avoid you, all because of your Nomu.
No amount of looks can make up for the Nomu. -10SMV from having one.
In conclusion, it's over for Nomucels.
It's called the Nomu S50 pro. It's EXTREMELY durable, and you bought it because you don't want your fucking phone breaking ever again.
Imagine you are Chad enough to get on a date with this girl, and you meet up. You pull out your phone because you got a text from your landlord or something retarded, and she sees the fucking NOMU.
She sighs because you have an Android, but then notices it's literally 1 inch thick and bright orange WITHOUT A CASE. She asks what kind of phone that is (she only knows Samsung, bc foids), and then you have to fucking tell her you have a NOMU S50 PRO.
She starts to walk away, and you struggle to explain that it's IP68 waterproof, and super durable! From there she then tells all of her friend and family to avoid you, all because of your Nomu.
No amount of looks can make up for the Nomu. -10SMV from having one.
In conclusion, it's over for Nomucels.
