Founded Startup With $70MM in Revenue in First Year

[CelestialEmpire]

In a world of AI slop and tech bro enshittification, some family friends and myself came up with a refreshing concept - conversion of economic power into kinetic power.

A full product suite offered with loitering munitions, dirty bombs, satellite intelligence, unmanned ships and armored vehicles - without any political ramifications or dead soldiers in the news cycle.

Our value proposition? Kinetic action for a fraction of the cost and political capital.

The majority of our 300 personnel were spare household guards from my Lord Father. The rest were ex-military (preference for SAS/Royal Navy).

Most of our $70MM in revenue contracts were originated from my great-uncle the Baron's connection. We undertook several missions for Commonwealth governments and private interests globally. Black budgets dedicated to our top-tier product suite to identify, target and prosecute moving high value strikes.

Our credentials:
- $7.1 Billion in destroyed military assets
- 11 missons undertook for the Royal Navy, SAS, MI6, FSB, US Air Force, Australian Armed Forces.
- 950 tonnes of explosives deployed
- 225 infantry personnel deployed
- 88 VVIP targets terminated

 

[Notcel]

A full product suite offered with loitering munitions, dirty bombs, satellite intelligence, unmanned ships and armored vehicles - without any political ramifications or dead soldiers in the news

Dash found, youre ai confirmed

 

[topology]

Straight to the ignored list.

 

[topology]

Dash found, youre ai confirmed

AI uses the proper "—" and not "-," moron.

 

[Mom]

In a world of AI slop and tech bro enshittification, some family friends and myself came up with a refreshing concept - conversion of economic power into kinetic power.

A full product suite offered with loitering munitions, dirty bombs, satellite intelligence, unmanned ships and armored vehicles - without any political ramifications or dead soldiers in the news cycle.

Our value proposition? Kinetic action for a fraction of the cost and political capital.

The majority of our 300 personnel were spare household guards from my Lord Father. The rest were ex-military (preference for SAS/Royal Navy).

Most of our $70MM in revenue contracts were originated from my great-uncle the Baron's connection. We undertook several missions for Commonwealth governments and private interests globally. Black budgets dedicated to our top-tier product suite to identify, target and prosecute moving high value strikes.

Our credentials:
- $7.1 Billion in destroyed military assets
- 11 missons undertook for the Royal Navy, SAS, MI6, FSB, US Air Force, Australian Armed Forces.
- 950 tonnes of explosives deployed
- 225 infantry personnel deployed
- 88 VVIP targets terminated

 

[CelestialEmpire]

bump

 

[CelestialEmpire]

Dash found, youre ai confirmed

sorry i know how to use normal dashes.

 

[CelestialEmpire]

AI uses the proper "—" and not "-," moron.

its a touse finance trait, using dashes

 

[CelestialEmpire]

bump

 

[CelestialEmpire]

we led the strike on the ayatollah a couple weeks ago on behalf of the British government

 

[CelestialEmpire]

bump

 

[CelestialEmpire]

bump

 

[pfl]

another day more tales

 

[CelestialEmpire]

bump

 

[CelestialEmpire]

another day more tales

Classified footage of our strike on the Ayatollah.

Courtesy of satellites owned by my Lord Father.

 

[pfl]

Classified footage of our strike on the Ayatollah.
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Courtesy of satellites owned by my Lord Father.

 

[CelestialEmpire]

bump

 

[Trevor Wonter]

AI uses the proper "—" and not "-," moron.

you do know you can tell chatgpt to speak differently?

 

[CelestialEmpire]

bump

 

[CelestialEmpire]

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WTF how did the news cycle get this? I will inform my Lord Father right away - he can silence them through his connections and extortion.

 

[topology]

you do know you can tell chatgpt to speak differently?

You would know to avoid that behavior, moron. That's like knowing you're walking into a mine field and going there regardless.

 

[Trevor Wonter]

You would know to avoid that behavior, moron. That's like knowing you're walking into a mine field and going there regardless.

why should you avoid it? more like you should adapt to it. fucking learn the mines and disable them retard

 

[topology]

why should you avoid it? more like you should adapt to it. fucking learn the mines and disable them retard

No point in adapting to mines when you could avoid it.

 

[Trevor Wonter]

No point in adapting to mines when you could avoid it.

lmao u think humans came from sticks and rocks to spaceships from just avoiding everything? LOL u gotta take risk