Free test method?!?!

Chudda07

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Yo this gonna sound really retarded but couldn't you before a hormone check eat nothing for like 2 days and also stay awake for 2 days and basically do everything to fuck up your hormones so you get trt for free and can save up ur test for a cycle:feelswat:

If you know anything else than sleep and food please tell me cus I'm really desperate :feelswah:
 
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Yo this gonna sound really retarded but couldn't you before a hormone check eat nothing for like 2 days and also stay awake for 2 days and basically do everything to fuck up your hormones so you get trt for free and can save up ur test for a cycle:feelswat:

If you know anything else than sleep and food please tell me cus I'm really desperate :feelswah:
good idea. Eat a bunch of soy and tap water
 
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take birth control pills and plan B pills and fuck up your sleep routine so that your test is hella low when you get the bloodtest and dont eat or workout ( or overtrain/workout until you feel like ur gonna die)

then ur test would prolly be kinda low i think
 
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Yo this gonna sound really retarded but couldn't you before a hormone check eat nothing for like 2 days and also stay awake for 2 days and basically do everything to fuck up your hormones so you get trt for free and can save up ur test for a cycle:feelswat:

If you know anything else than sleep and food please tell me cus I'm really desperate :feelswah:
genuinely not a bad idea, i think it could work if you watched love island for a few days before on top, but all jokes aside high iq post
 
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Yo this gonna sound really retarded but couldn't you before a hormone check eat nothing for like 2 days and also stay awake for 2 days and basically do everything to fuck up your hormones so you get trt for free and can save up ur test for a cycle:feelswat:

If you know anything else than sleep and food please tell me cus I'm really desperate :feelswah:
ufc fighters used to do this so they could get it prescribed and cheat legally
could be the method
 
take birth control pills and plan B pills and fuck up your sleep routine so that your test is hella low when you get the bloodtest and dont eat or workout ( or overtrain/workout until you feel like ur gonna die)

then ur test would prolly be kinda low i think
How can i get birth control or plan b at 15 dawg

Should i ask my 20 year old cousin:feelswhy:
 
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Any other tips other than no food or sleep
potentially there is placebos like acting like a complete and utter cuck, and maybeee jerking off like 10 times a day, if you jerk off enough it will temporally lower test, but thats if your doing it 7 times or more
 
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potentially there is placebos like acting like a complete and utter cuck, and maybeee jerking off like 10 times a day, if you jerk off enough it will temporally lower test, but thats if your doing it 7 times or more
So just to be sure

No food
No sleep
Jerkoff 10x before
And hopefully get plan b pill(prolly wont be able to)
 
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so? the #1 thing you need for self improvement is money. You should have been doing side hustles YESTERDAY, making money online months ago. I had a real job at 15 idk where your from tho.
I am a game developer and working alot alr got 1k saved up, just wont be able to hide stuff from my mother :feelswhy:
 
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personally think its redundant to save up weeks of test ( they would give very low dose) just to run a small ahh cycle. 15 weeks of 500mg would deadass take you years of saving ur trt dose. Also slide me some reps
 
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personally think its redundant to save up weeks of test ( they would give very low dose) just to run a small ahh cycle. 15 weeks of 500mg would deadass take you years of saving ur trt dose. Also slide me some reps
But is it worth a try to atleast get a higher test even though it wouldnt be alot since

Starving
No sleep
Tap water

Aren't that hard to hold for a few days:feelswat:
(Also i repped ur shit)
 

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