From a parallel universe, the pussy eater ran over the ICE agent and got away

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After the tragedy, CNN reported the incident with liberal misinformation and claimed Renee Nicole Good was in fear of losing her life and panicked. At the same time, Israel’s Fox News continued sucking on the king’s old ballsack with praise for his new ballroom.

The next day, the witch turned herself in alongside four lawyers. She was granted a cashless bond and checked herself into a private mental institution, though the press didn’t inform the public about that.

Meanwhile, liberals took to TikTok and danced in celebration. A purple-haired woman, who was born with a vagina, cried with joy as she lip-synced repeatedly, “Thank you,” next to a displayed article of the incident.

A jet black-haired woman, cluttered in ink, punched the air with her fist as the song We Are the Champions played.

The wife of the departed cried to a Daily Mail news reporter. A tranny eyesore used the interview and played it in the background on TikTok. He hysterically laughed like a bastard disowned by his father.

A family of migrants celebrated the death on Instagram as many clips followed of Gen Zoids thumbing up a Nicole Good with wings and a halo over her head. An obscure clip of Selena Gomez trended. But she didn’t say a word. She sat on a beach in a white robe, watching a sunrise while smiling.

 
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Fridays consist mostly of NCLB readers

NCLB: Graduates with a No Child Left Behind diploma and thus, a crackerjack accolade.
 
Tough audience today
 
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This many snowflakes on ORG today
 
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