FUAARK I SMASHED MY TOE INTO MY BED

[CelestialJackrabbit]

I think i broke it because that was yesterday and it still hurts like it got BLOWN UP.

Took out the trash 10 mins ago and it hurt so bad I could barely walk. Imagine if i was getting chased by a bear it would be all over

 

[superpsycho]

get toeplasty

 

[CelestialJackrabbit]

get toeplasty

I want the top surgeons and scientists to reconstruct my toe to make it robotic. So then I would be officially classified as a cyborg and could pull off some cool james bond shit

 

[superpsycho]

I want the top surgeons and scientists to reconstruct my toe to make it robotic. So then I would be officially classified as a cyborg and could pull off some cool james bond shit

over for toecels

 

[Shrek2OnDvD]

If I was there with you, I would lay you down in bed and gently lift your foot, while applying an ice pack. I’ll also leave a cold glass of water with some painkillers next to you if you need it