FUCK BRO NOT AGAIN

[ShawarmaFilth]

I literally wanted to measure my dick so naturally i loaded up some jewish porn to get me hard

The sensation from me bonepressing the ruler literally made me nut

I ran to the sink next to me and deadass nutted into my sink

Broke mt streak again fuck

 

[ShawarmaFilth]

@Autismcel how tf am i supposed to go 6 months bro? Thats insane

 

[Zonar]

Nofap bullshit.

 

[ShawarmaFilth]

Nofap bullshit.

I have porn induced erectile dysfunction

 

[ShawarmaFilth]

@butterworld do u count the .1 inch gap from the edge of the ruler to the actual starting measurement?

 

[Mealworm]

What's your dick measurements

 

[CoreSchizo]

I literally wanted to measure my dick so naturally i loaded up some jewish porn to get me hard

The sensation from me bonepressing the ruler literally made me nut

I ran to the sink next to me and deadass nutted into my sink

Broke mt streak again fuck

You have to nut atleast once a week

 

[ShawarmaFilth]

What's your dick measurements

6.5x5 bp

6.6 bp if u take away the .1 inch gap from the edge of the ruler to where it actually starts

5.7 nbp standing

6 nbp sitting

 

[ShawarmaFilth]

You have to nut atleast once a week

Why i need to fix my pied

 

[GabachoCopium]

that shit be hurting when i bone press it

 

[Mealworm]

6.5x5 bp

6.6 bp if u take away the .1 inch gap from the edge of the ruler to where it actually starts

5.7 nbp standing

6 nbp sitting

what about soft

 

[ShawarmaFilth]

that shit be hurting when i bone press it

Whats ur size bp from the top covering 80% of ur dick

 

[CoreSchizo]

Why i need to fix my pied

 

[ShawarmaFilth]

what about soft

Iirc like 4 bp never measured girth soft

 

[Mealworm]

6.5x5 bp

6.6 bp if u take away the .1 inch gap from the edge of the ruler to where it actually starts

5.7 nbp standing

6 nbp sitting

How do u bone press lol. There's no fat on my groin

Unless you're super fat

 

[GabachoCopium]

Whats ur size bp from the top covering 80% of ur dick

?

 

[ShawarmaFilth]

?

What is ur bone pressed size from the top with the ruler covering around 80% of ur dick (to make sure ur bone pressing from the center)

 

[ShawarmaFilth]

How do u bone press lol. There's no fat on my groin

Unless you're super fat

impossible ngl unless ur 11 ish % bf

 

[ShawarmaFilth]

How do u bone press lol. There's no fat on my groin

Unless you're super fat

Go bone press and see lol

 

[GabachoCopium]

What is ur bone pressed size from the top with the ruler covering around 80% of ur dick (to make sure ur bone pressing from the center)

im 6.8 bp

 

[Mealworm]

Go bone press and see lol

Nothing there

 

[ShawarmaFilth]

im 6.8 bp

Do girls comment on it

 

[ShawarmaFilth]

Nothing there

Ur nbp and bp are the same? I’m sure its like a .2 inch difference has to he

 

[Bui]

Damn

 

[GabachoCopium]

Do girls comment on it

of course they do

 

[ShawarmaFilth]

of course they do

How tf do u get called big when ur borderline dickcel? Explain saar pls

What specifically do they say?

 

[Mealworm]

Ur nbp and bp are the same? I’m sure its like a .2 inch difference has to he

It's the same

Isn't that normal lol

 

[Mealworm]

Ur nbp and bp are the same? I’m sure its like a .2 inch difference has to he

R u counting mm ? 0.2 don't make a difference lol

 

[ShawarmaFilth]

It's the same

Measure rn and tell me ur measurements

Isn't that normal lol

No ur probably really lean

 

[ShawarmaFilth]

R u counting mm ? 0.2 don't make a difference lol

No. I’m counting inches like .1 inches ect

 

[GabachoCopium]

How tf do u get called big when ur borderline dickcel? Explain saar pls

What specifically do they say?

i can’t say too much, but they be saying it’s hella thick, it’s prob my girth that halos my dick tbh, also 6.8bp is not borderline dickcel lmao it’s a decent length bro

 

[Mealworm]

No. I’m counting inches like .1 inches ect

Ohh, what's ur bmi?

 

[ShawarmaFilth]

Ohh, what's ur bmi?

25 so within average but on the edge

 

[ShawarmaFilth]

i can’t say too much,

Man wtf ur on org lol

but they be saying it’s hella thick, it’s prob my girth that halos my dick tbh, also 6.8bp is not borderline dickcel lmao it’s a decent length bro

Whats ur girth?

 

[ShawarmaFilth]

Ohh, what's ur bmi?

Also measure again bonepressed and nbp from the top i’m sure its different

 

[Mealworm]

Also measure again bonepressed and nbp from the top i’m sure its different

There's literally nothing to press at all, it's bone

 

[GabachoCopium]

Man wtf ur on org lol

Whats ur girth?

idk, i don’t own a measuring tape so i can’t measure the girth.

 

[ShawarmaFilth]

idk, i don’t own a measuring tape so i can’t measure the girth.

What phone u got and is it like half ur phone or what?

 

[ShawarmaFilth]

There's literally nothing to press at all, it's bone

How lean r u wtf?

Also yeah still measure u never know

 

[GabachoCopium]

What phone u got and is it like half ur phone or what?

i have an iphone 14 and my cock takes up pretty much half of it

 

[The False Prophet]

@Autismcel how tf am i supposed to go 6 months bro? Thats insane

Why are you trying to hold in your cum for 6 months? You don't practice sorcery. There is no mundane benefit. Retaining semen for more 3 weeks causes the sexual energy to rot in your body

 

[Mealworm]

How lean r u wtf?

Also yeah still measure u never know

I measured, no difference

I'm not that lean

 

[ShawarmaFilth]

i have an iphone 14 and my cock takes up pretty much half of it

Ok same for me lol idk wtf i’m only 5 inches girth and 5.1 ar my max so idk

U must be fucking with first timer or smth cuz 6.8x5 is borderline dickcel

But again dicks come in diff shapes so make sure to measure girth an lmk cuz idk how 5 inches girth can be called thick

 

[ShawarmaFilth]

Why are you trying to hold in your cum for 6 months? You don't practice sorcery. There is no mundane benefit. Retaining semen for more 3 weeks causes the sexual energy to rot in your body

I have porn induced erectile dysfunction

 

[ShawarmaFilth]

I measured, no difference

I'm not that lean

Bf %?

 

[GabachoCopium]

Ok same for me lol idk wtf i’m only 5 inches girth and 5.1 ar my max so idk

U must be fucking with first timer or smth cuz 6.8x5 is borderline dickcel

But again dicks come in diff shapes so make sure to measure girth an lmk cuz idk how 5 inches girth can be called thick

pretty much

 

[Mealworm]

Bf %?

What's it look like lol

 

[ShawarmaFilth]

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What's it look like lol

ur lean

Do u have viens on the bottom of ur abs

 

[Mealworm]

ur lean

Do u have viens on the bottom of ur abs

no

 

[ShawarmaFilth]

no

Maybe 11% bf