Fuck condoms man

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Cant find decent sized condoms in my disgusting trash supermarkets so today I bought durex classic

BIGGEST MISTAKE EVER COULDNT EVEN PUT THE CONDOM ON WITHOUT IT RIPPING MY HEAD AND COULD BARELY PULL IT BACK AT WHICH POINT IVE LOST ALL MY ERECTION

DUREX PLEASUREMAX WHICH ARE 56MM ARE TINY FOR ME TOO BURSTED A VEIN ON MY DIck

Any recommended condoms?
 
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Poor you
 
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ye they suck. u dont feel shit in a pussy and they break easily even the good brand onee
 
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Don't have extramarital sex and you'll never need to worry about it :D
 
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Don't have extramarital sex and you'll never need to worry about it :D
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i remember when i had began nofap i bought condoms. after doing it for a year, i threw them away.
 
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Fuck man, condoms
 
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What's your girth buddy boyo ?
 
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i hate condoms
 
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Pretend to put it on then fuck in the dark
 
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yeah man fuck these condoms hehe bro the amount of money i had to spent from all the fucking puuuuuuh over 5k$ easily per month and oh my goodness i legit feel nothing when i put my condomed dick in the pussy of your mom like what the fuck is that @ZyzzReincarnate bro thoughts?
 
Tales from the slums of Šutka
 
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Cant find decen
DUREX PLEASUREMAX WHICH ARE 56MM ARE TINY FOR ME TOO BURSTED A VEIN ON MY DIck
I love these tbh
lifefuel barely being able to get the condom on
 
shitty brag thread
 
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i have to go to the deli section and buy summer sausage and take the wrapper off if i run out of condom. Usually when I buy condoms they have to be special order from the Kongo
 
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how did your mom die
 
Cant find decent sized condoms in my disgusting trash supermarkets so today I bought durex classic

BIGGEST MISTAKE EVER COULDNT EVEN PUT THE CONDOM ON WITHOUT IT RIPPING MY HEAD AND COULD BARELY PULL IT BACK AT WHICH POINT IVE LOST ALL MY ERECTION

DUREX PLEASUREMAX WHICH ARE 56MM ARE TINY FOR ME TOO BURSTED A VEIN ON MY DIck

Any recommended condoms?
Yeah just fuck it, why not
 
humble brag tbh
 
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how did your mom die alain told me.
 

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