Fuck, i almost had a hook up with a legit milf

[Deleted member 24781]

I'm in my late 20s. I downloaded tinder a few hours ago for the first time in a year or so. And straight away, I matched with a milf who was 40 years old and she direct messaged me right away. She looked like the type of milf who'd fuck black men. I'm as white as bread btw.

I had surgery a couple of months ago on my nose, jawline and hairline etc. I took a few mirror photo today, even though I'm not even close to the final results.

She had a great ass and tits. Man, I wanted to fuck her real badly. I'm normally only into below 25s. But Jesus Chris, this milf had a body to die for.

I asked for her address and she unmatched with me. JFL, I'm getting this kind of treatment with bathroom photos!!

I'm fairly confident that I'd be fucking her right now if I got leaner and had my final surgical results.

 

[Deleted member 21735]

I asked for her address and she unmatched with m

best move ever

 

[Deleted member 24781]

best move ever

Why else was she eagerly messaging me, so that we could knit a jumper together?

 

[Deleted member 21735]

Why else was she eagerly messaging me, so that we could knit a jumper together?

always play it safe on text, escalate in person

 

[Deleted member 24781]

always play it safe on text, escalate in person

Playing it safe like a nice guy is cucked. They're either down to fuck you or they'll use you as a pay pig.

 

[Deleted member 21735]

Playing it safe like a nice guy is cucked. They're either down to fuck you or they'll use you as a pay pig.

texting is for cucks.

 

[Deleted member 24781]

texting is for cucks.

It depends on the T level of the man.

 

[Deleted member 21735]

It depends on the T level of the man.

texting means nothing. its just a tool to meet her in person.

 

[Deleted member 24781]

texting means nothing. its just a tool to meet her in person.

Ik. Realistically, I should of asked for her phone number and then called her. And spoken to her for a bit which will put her at ease, then I'd ask if she's down to meet this night.

 

[Deleted member 21735]

Ik. Realistically, I should of asked for her phone number and then called her. And spoken to her for a bit which will put her at ease, then I'd ask if she's down to meet this night.

no you dumbass. just ask her if she wants to meet up with you. that simple.

 

[Deleted member 24781]

no you dumbass. just ask her if she wants to meet up with you. that simple.

It's the middle of the night? Duh. That's why I interpreted her direct messages this way.

 

[Deleted member 21735]

It's the middle of the night? Duh. That's why I interpreted her direct messages this way.

dont interpret messages. she could be trolling, be non chalant

 

[Deleted member 24781]

dont interpret messages. she could be trolling, be non chalant

My behaviour is irrelevant. I wasn't enough to sleep with her at the drop of a hat. Like I said, if I was at my full potential and had my final surgical results with decent photos. I would be slaying her right now as we are typing.

 

[Deleted member 24278]

It's over, never began

 

[Deleted member 24781]

It's over, never began

It's over for you maybe but not for me.

 

[Deleted member 21735]

. I wasn't enough to sleep with her at the drop of a hat

dude she didnt even know if your pics were legit. do you think she would give her address to someone who could potentially be a criminal?

 

[Deleted member 24278]

It's over for you maybe but not for me.

You should've warm her up a bit tbh so she could make sure you were not a schizo

 

[Deleted member 24781]

dude she didnt even know if your pics were legit. do you think she would give her address to someone who could potentially be a criminal?

Women like dangerous men, especially the women on Tinder...

 

[Deleted member 22888]

best move ever

Evidence that NT matters or is OP just not Chad enough?

 

[Deleted member 24781]

Evidence that NT matters or is OP just not Chad enough?

I'm a MTN facially.

 

[Deleted member 24781]

Evidence that NT matters or is OP just not Chad enough?

I also had 6'5 in my bio

 

[Deleted member 22888]

I'm a MTN facially.

At least u matched with milf. I wanna fuck a milf sooooo bad it’s crazy I go gym just to stalk milfs. U sold the bag mate

 

[Deleted member 24781]

At least u matched with milf. I wanna fuck a milf sooooo bad it’s crazy I go gym just to stalk milfs. U sold the bag mate

I can understand. She was one of the hottest milfs I've seen. I'm normally only into under 25s. I think I'm going to start trying to fuck milfs from this day fourth.

 

[Deleted member 21735]

Evidence that NT matters or is OP just not Chad enough?

how could she know if it was him in tepics?

 

[Deleted member 26410]

I'm in my late 20s. I downloaded tinder a few hours ago for the first time in a year or so. And straight away, I matched with a milf who was 40 years old and she direct messaged me right away. She looked like the type of milf who'd fuck black men. I'm as white as bread btw.

I had surgery a couple of months ago on my nose, jawline and hairline etc. I took a few mirror photo today, even though I'm not even close to the final results.

She had a great ass and tits. Man, I wanted to fuck her real badly. I'm normally only into below 25s. But Jesus Chris, this milf had a body to die for.

I asked for her address and she unmatched with me. JFL, I'm getting this kind of treatment with bathroom photos!!

I'm fairly confident that I'd be fucking her right now if I got leaner and had my final surgical results.

Non-NT move JFL. You have to move the relationship slowly. She's most likely not going to fuck unless you're a Chadlite or Chad. You should've asked about her interests or told her an NT joke.

 

[Deleted member 24781]

Non-NT move JFL. You have to move the relationship slowly. She's most likely not going to fuck unless you're a Chadlite or Chad. You should've asked about her interests or told her an NT joke.

I over stepped my pay grade so to speak. I don't think I'm ready to date again tbh. I need to get my shit together and until then. I will escourt max.

 

[It'snotover]

 Almost

 

[sixfeettwo]

you dont ask for phone# unless you have a real reason

 

[Deleted member 24781]

you dont ask for phone# unless you have a real reason

Go and check out the Chad tinder experiments. Chads can ask for a girls number and get it every time. So, if I can't get it, it means she doesn't find me attractive and she wants to use me transactionally whether it be for lifts, paying her bills, etc.

Update: she was the only match I got on Tinder and this was during peak swiping hours.

 

[sixfeettwo]

Go and check out the Chad tinder experiments. Chads can ask for a girls number and get it every time. So, if I can't get it, it means she doesn't find me attractive and she wants to use me transactionally whether it be for lifts, paying her bills, etc.

Update: she was the only match I got on Tinder and this was during peak swiping hours.

I tried a tinder experiment like 5 yrs ago. just changed my location to a close by country and got a lot of matches and phone # bc of it.just location max or be attractive enough/ be chad or dont waste your time

 

[Deleted member 24781]

I tried a tinder experiment like 5 yrs ago. just changed my location to a close by country and got a lot of matches and phone # bc of it.just location max or be attractive enough/ be chad or dont waste your time

Women are the same universally. Those women are ecconomically desperate. They viewed you as an ATM my friend.

 

[Deleted member 24940]

always play it safe on text, escalate in person

This.

OP is autistic. Even prostitutes I've messaged don't like it when guys get sexual in their opening messages. It's very non-NT to be incapable of small talk and basic socializing before sex.

 

[Deleted member 24781]

This.

OP is autistic. Even prostitutes I've messaged don't like it when guys get sexual in their opening messages. It's very non-NT to be incapable of small talk and basic socializing before sex.

Women date and fuck non NT men all the time.

 

[Primalsplit]

Women date and fuck non NT men all the time.

Chad only.

 

[Deleted member 24781]

Chad only.

Nope, HTN non NTs fuck women with ease.

 

[Deleted member 15067]

Tales from Nottingham forest

 

[Primalsplit]

Nope, HTN non NTs fuck women with ease.

Then, HTN+ only.

 

[Kater Maxxing]

No pic no care

 

[Deleted member 21735]

This.

OP is autistic. Even prostitutes I've messaged don't like it when guys get sexual in their opening messages. It's very non-NT to be incapable of small talk and basic socializing before sex.

its more simple than that actually. she doesnt even know if he is legit or not. it could be a catfish or worse. you cant know a woman's paranoia levels. my oneitis asked me if it was me in the pics before meeting me and im far from gl

 

[AngryShane]

Even prostitutes I've messaged don't like it when guys get sexual in their opening messages.

How does that even work?She's a prostitute,It's her job...

 

[Foreverbrad]

I’ll swap your milf pics for my milf pics lol

They’re so easy.

This.

OP is autistic. Even prostitutes I've messaged don't like it when guys get sexual in their opening messages. It's very non-NT to be incapable of small talk and basic socializing before sex.

Prostitutes hate their clients though.

Any foid who wants to fuck will usually respond well to sexual openers or even message first with a sexual opener.

With the state of foids these days there’s more chance they get bored because you don’t escalate on the first message than they get offended by your directness.