Fuck I have 30 minutes to de bloat

[noahwillascend]

My friend is picking me up with 3 women in his car and I’m a prime bloat cel right now
I am currently downing coffee and doing jumping jacks

Fuck

 

[noahwillascend]

Fuck how do I do this

 

[noahwillascend]

Bro I’ve just eaten now as well nooo

 

[asdvek]

Ur best bet is downing a gallon lol

 

[noahwillascend]

Ur best bet is downing a gallon lol

. It’s over

 

[axttt_]

dont do cardio ur gonna smell like sweat nigga

 

[first snow]

furosemide the only way

 

[Entschuldigung]

Ok

 

[PRIEST Sv3rige]

I'm sure Chad thinks about his bloat before hopping into a car with 3 women. It was over before it even began. Accept it.

 

[noahwillascend]

I'm sure Chad thinks about his bloat before hopping into a car with 3 women. It was over before it even began. Accept it.

not even. Is a chad bp’d who thinks about facial bloat ever?

 

[noahwillascend]

dont do cardio ur gonna smell like sweat nigga

Drowning myself in cologne

 

[DieVoGel6949]

My friend is picking me up with 3 women in his car and I’m a prime bloat cel right now
I am currently downing coffee and doing jumping jacks

Fuck

Do a quick bonesmash session and then just cheekbite

 

[SoundnVision]

Life as a mental cel

 

[noahwillascend]

Life as a mental cel

False alarm anyway the huzz left and I didn’t realised