Fuck I need to ascend

Erik-Jón

Erik-Jón

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Fuck face
Fuck height
Fuck frame
Fuck all that gay shit

I need to ltr a mtb and lose my v card with a virgin girl it’s the only way fuxkkkkkk, at all costs I need to do it
 
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how old
 
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Fuck face
Fuck height
Fuck frame
Fuck all that gay shit

I need to ltr a mtb and lose my v card with a virgin girl it’s the only way fuxkkkkkk, at all costs I need to do it
Send me pics Ill tell you how to ascend.
 
How old are you? If you are looking for a virgin in highschool, or if you’re out of highschool already, you will likely find yourself in a preschool, in jail, or in bed with a subhuman or a man. Virgins worth fucking don’t exist and if they tell you they’re a virgin they were probably raped by their dad or uncle anyways but that doesn’t count because “muh consent”
 
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How old are you? If you are looking for a virgin in highschool, or if you’re out of highschool already, you will likely find yourself in a preschool, in jail, or in bed with a subhuman or a man. Virgins worth fucking don’t exist and if they tell you they’re a virgin they were probably raped by their dad or uncle anyways but that doesn’t count because “muh consent”
I’m 16 so I need to go for like a 14yo and run drivers license senior game
 
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Send me pics Ill tell you how to ascend.
My pics are all over this site lmao I know what I need to ascend but idc
 
Not sure why you're not grinding bro. Grind now and you can be giga chad for college.

Roid and lift
Save up for surgeries
soft max
height max etc
 
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Not sure why you're not grinding bro. Grind now and you can be giga chad for college.

Roid and lift
Save up for surgeries
soft max
height max etc
Height doesn’t matter
Face doesn’t matter
Muscles don’t matter
Surgeries are waste
 
Height doesn’t matter
Face doesn’t matter
Muscles don’t matter
Surgeries are waste
You're right. With those big ole' titties, none of those things will save u :lul:
 
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Then log off the forum and snap some hoes what u waiting for
 
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You're right. With those big ole' titties, none of those things will save u :lul:
I have flat chest now kill yourself
 
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Don’t you get it man? There is no ascension? There is only… an infinite abyss of overness.
 
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All u got to do is grow your hair out and dye your eye brows slightly darker
 
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nice avi i mire viggo as looks and actor
 
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