fuck it I’m getting my life together

[delonisliterallyme]

no wonder why my girl left me, I’m a fucking useless dog
I’ll apply for a shitty factory job at my hometown and work there until next year september when I’ll hopefully get accepted to the uni I wanna go to
I’ll get out of my dead end town, find a girlfriend at uni, finish with good grades and get my degree, get a comfy office job in a big city, marry my girlfriend and start a family

if this doesn’t go according to plan I’ll just shoot myself

 

[nathan]

your not going to do any of those things

 

[Vermilioncore]

That’s not why she left you. She left you because she found a different, better man who can fuck her good and destroy her in bed like you couldn’t. Sorry, bud, the truth doesn’t care about yours or my feelings.

 

[R@m@]

How old are you?

 

[Nakolas]

Me too. I'm tired of doing the same thing for the last year at this point

 

[delonisliterallyme]

How old are you?

21

 

[delonisliterallyme]

That’s not why she left you. She left you because she found a different, better man who can fuck her good and destroy her in bed like you couldn’t. Sorry, bud, the truth doesn’t care about yours or my feelings.

why aren’t you banned yet

 

[Vermilioncore]

why aren’t you banned yet

Well I’m just being frank with you. Trust me, you’re not that guy.

 

[delonisliterallyme]

Me too. I'm tired of doing the same thing for the last year at this point

what’s your plan

 

[wipmogger]

no wonder why my girl left me, I’m a fucking useless dog
I’ll apply for a shitty factory job at my hometown and work there until next year september when I’ll hopefully get accepted to the uni I wanna go to
I’ll get out of my dead end town, find a girlfriend at uni, finish with good grades and get my degree, get a comfy office job in a big city, marry my girlfriend and start a family

if this doesn’t go according to plan I’ll just shoot myself

good plan, i need to start too

 

[AlbinoMaxxer]

if this doesn’t go according to plan I’ll just shoot myself

or just do a lot of drugs and become a darktriad badboy