fuck my cat

[Scandicel]

like i love my cat, but when hes sitting beside me with his death tier radioactive breath blasting in my whole face so hard that it geniuenly evaporates my entire face, pisses me off to above human limit.

 

[pheenon]

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My stupid cat farts and it’s the worst thing you’ve ever smelt, like a porta potty left to ferment for a year

 

[caerulean]

I would prefer not to.

 

[fatblackjewishwoman]

cat to imitate having 300 children in the wild

 

[Scandicel]

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My stupid cat farts and it’s the worst thing you’ve ever smelt, like a porta potty left to ferment for a year

people saying cats lower cortisol has never had a geniuine skinwalker roaming around rent free in their house

 

[avenox]

Maybe another time I’d fuck it.

 

[Scandicel]

I would prefer not to.

fuck him. now.

 

[Scandicel]

Maybe another time I’d fuck it.

i need it to happen today.

 

[helpmexxx3]

like i love my cat, but when hes sitting beside me with his death tier radioactive breath blasting in my whole face so hard that it geniuenly evaporates my entire face, pisses me off to above human limit.

give him to me

 

[Toddricus]

stop feeding her goy cat food slop and give her fruits and vegetables

and the problems solved

 

[zophlol]

holy cortisol spike

 

[Deleted member 240873]

people saying cats lower cortisol has never had a geniuine skinwalker roaming around rent free in their house

 

[Scandicel]

stop feeding her goy cat food slop and give her fruits and vegetables

and the problems solved

i think ill just eat him instead