Fuck My parents told me I'm moving to Chicago

[Deleted member 13713]

Shit, I hope I don't go to those getto asf areas. Like I told why we're going there and my dad just told us he had a job opportunity so we decided to move there like why not somewhere that is not a fucking warzone

 

[OOGABOOGA]

Suburbs are fine. Are you guys poor?

 

[Warlow]

Suburbs are fine. Are you guys poor?

suburbs of chicago are expensive af, jfl at this naivete

 

[OOGABOOGA]

suburbs of chicago are expensive af, jfl at this naivete

Cry for my rich parents

 

[homo_faber]

you mean chiraq

jfl even in europe we know its over for chicago. rip

 

[Deleted member 13713]

Suburbs are fine. Are you guys poor?

no were not my grandfather owns a ranch and my father works something in finance put I've seen shit in Chicago it does not look good but I hope I live in a white rich suburban America

 

[Deleted member 13713]

Suburbs are fine. Are you guys poor?

which suburb u live bcs i might live with u. I'm freaking out bcs my parents told me out of nowhere which surprises me bcs we just moved into dublin

 

[Deleted member 13713]

you mean chiraq

jfl even in europe we know its over for chicago. rip

which part do u live

 

[OOGABOOGA]

which suburb u live bcs i might live with u. I'm freaking out bcs my parents told me out of nowhere which surprises me bcs we just moved into dublin

Jfl I’m not telling you where I live. But if you guys have money you’re not moving to the hood

 

[Deleted member 13713]

Jfl I’m not telling you where I live. But if you guys have money you’re not moving to the hood

is there a lot of cute stacys in Illinois?

 

[Deleted member 13854]

Bro at least they got nice pizzas over there
Imagine buying deep dish pizza from Chicago everyday. Sounds like a dream come true ngl.... yeah you might get shot by a low IQ thug but at least you'll have lived a life worth living

 

[Deleted member 13713]

Bro at least they got nice pizzas over there
Imagine buying deep dish pizza from Chicago everyday. Sounds like a dream come true ngl.... yeah you might get shot by a low IQ thug but at least you'll have lived a life worth living

nah nigga u want me obsessed max

 

[OOGABOOGA]

is there a lot of cute stacys in Illinois?

At my high school the guys mogged the girls and I see the same when I’m downtown working. Plenty of decent girls but baddies don’t exactly dream of moving to Chicago. How old are you? Some of the suburbs probably have a lot of rich hot girls

 

[OOGABOOGA]

Bro at least they got nice pizzas over there
Imagine buying deep dish pizza from Chicago everyday. Sounds like a dream come true ngl.... yeah you might get shot by a low IQ thug but at least you'll have lived a life worth living

Deep dish is cope. I’ve lived here for 21 years and eaten deep dish once or twice ever

 

[Deleted member 13854]

Deep dish is cope. I’ve lived here for 21 years and eaten deep dish once or twice ever

wym its cope? in what sense JFL
It tastes amazing honestly, it mogs New York style pizza to death

 

[Deleted member 13713]

At my high school the guys mogged the girls and I see the same when I’m downtown working. Plenty of decent girls but baddies don’t exactly dream of moving to Chicago. How old are you? Some of the suburbs probably have a lot of rich hot girls

I'm 15 so i hope can find some also its known to be liberal over there right?

 

[Deleted member 13713]

wym its cope? in what sense JFL
It tastes amazing honestly, it mogs New York style pizza to death

u live in new york

 

[Warlow]

Cry for my rich parents

are you polish by any chance?

 

[Deleted member 13854]

u live in new york

Nah I don't but I did eat NY style pizza & Chicago pizza and honestly can safely say Chicago mogs hard.

Also don't worry about the Chicago crime scene, I doubt it's serious there aside from the obvious gang neighborhoods which I'm sure your parents won't move to? (hopefully), unless you're on life support and literally living off welfare which I doubt is the case jfl

 

[Deleted member 13713]

Nah I don't but I did eat NY style pizza & Chicago pizza and honestly can safely say Chicago mogs hard.

Also don't worry about the Chicago crime scene, I doubt it's serious there aside from the obvious gang neighborhoods which I'm sure your parents won't move to? (hopefully), unless you're on life support and literally living off welfare which I doubt is the case jfl

yeah, i think I'm good i just hope there are a lot of hot stacys and live in a good neighborhood and school put in America there's a lot of fat ppl?

 

[Deleted member 13854]

yeah, i think I'm good i just hope there are a lot of hot stacys and live in a good neighborhood and school put in America there's a lot of fat ppl?

Obesity is a major problem in Chicago, where 36.2% of the city's high school students and 61.2% of adults in the metropolitan area are overweight or obese.

YOU'RE IN FOR A TREAT BUDDY.

btw, where are you moving to Chicago from?

 

[Deleted member 13713]

Obesity is a major problem in Chicago, where 36.2% of the city's high school students and 61.2% of adults in the metropolitan area are overweight or obese.

YOU'RE IN FOR A TREAT BUDDY.

btw, where are you moving to Chicago from?

idk where my parents just told me and also I mog in chicago

 

[OOGABOOGA]

Obesity is a major problem in Chicago, where 36.2% of the city's high school students and 61.2% of adults in the metropolitan area are overweight or obese.

YOU'RE IN FOR A TREAT BUDDY.

btw, where are you moving to Chicago from?

Jfl

yeah, i think I'm good i just hope there are a lot of hot stacys and live in a good neighborhood and school put in America there's a lot of fat ppl?

You said Dublin yeah?

Nah I don't but I did eat NY style pizza & Chicago pizza and honestly can safely say Chicago mogs hard.

Also don't worry about the Chicago crime scene, I doubt it's serious there aside from the obvious gang neighborhoods which I'm sure your parents won't move to? (hopefully), unless you're on life support and literally living off welfare which I doubt is the case jfl

Deep dish just isn’t my thing. And tbh out in the suburbs know one eats deep dish. Also op this guy is right about the crime. The projects/hood are terrible but outside of that it’s fine

are you polish by any chance?

No I’m a Western European mutt

I'm 15 so i hope can find some also its known to be liberal over there right?

Yes

 

[Deleted member 13713]

Jfl

You said Dublin yeah?

Deep dish just isn’t my thing. And tbh out in the suburbs know one eats deep dish. Also op this guy is right about the crime. The projects/hood are terrible but outside of that it’s fine

No I’m a Western European mutt

Yes

shit is easy getting some pussy there

 

[OOGABOOGA]

shit is easy getting some pussy there

What

 

[Warlow]

Jfl

You said Dublin yeah?

Deep dish just isn’t my thing. And tbh out in the suburbs know one eats deep dish. Also op this guy is right about the crime. The projects/hood are terrible but outside of that it’s fine

No I’m a Western European mutt

Yes

I play for the white sox