Fucking went to a dorm event and I looked so bloated in the picture

[davidlaidisme67]

The first time I decide to go to to a fucking dorm event, they take a picture of me that makes me look so bloated I look like a dei walrus. Jfl and I know my oneitis probably saw that instagram story on my schools dorm instagram. She’s probably giggling about my subhuman face and thinking thank god I didn’t reply to this shit sling nigger. I hate my life fuckkkkk. Gonna leanmaxx to hell now

 

[davidlaidisme67]

Bump, gonna get to 7 percent body fat and hopefully mog

 

[HostSamurai]

What is your diet like? Yeah bloated face in selfies can make you look real bad. I feel subhuman when I see those selfies of myself when I am bloated.

 

[davidlaidisme67]

What is your diet like? Yeah bloated face in selfies can make you look real bad. I feel subhuman when I see those selfies of myself when I am bloated.

Legitimately just eat what my dad makes me which is west African slop filled with so much saturated oil to kill a horse. And that’s why we gotta leanmaxx in order to mog even in pictures

 

[HostSamurai]

Legitimately just eat what my dad makes me which is west African slop filled with so much saturated oil to kill a horse. And that’s why we gotta leanmaxx in order to mog even in pictures

Yeah same here. South Asian food is really bad as well for having a lean body and face.

 

[WhiteMan]

I'm the bloat devil

People have nightmares of me

 

[davidlaidisme67]

I'm the bloat devil

People have nightmares of me

Jfl I’m the bloat demon, I’m your humble disciple

 

[WhiteMan]

Jfl I’m the bloat demon, I’m your humble disciple

Maybe your Funky Flamingo