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I havent been as active on looksmax, but I figured id share a bit of a blog style report of yesterdays events because some people find my threads to be interesting.
I was working a triple shift, meaning I was serving tables for lunch + dinner then working as a bouncer for late night (all at the same place).
I knew it would be insanity tier for lunch and dinner service, and thats where I make most of my money. I am an incredibly efficient server and usually make about 1.5-2x what other servers make in the same shift without any other variables besides my abuse of stimulants. I started doing key bumps of snow around 11 am and smoked everyone in numbers to the point where my manager was astonished, skiing makes you super human. Overall made 700$ from 11-6pm in tips on top of my 25$ per hour wage.
Around 6pm my bar began to fill up with people who were there to party for NYE so I stopped serving and put on my bouncer uniform.
I was pretty mogger looking and chiseled from taking a bunch of aromasin and drinking tons of tequila to debloat. I also was insanely tanmaxed.
I had a group of JBs approach me asking if I was michele morrone and as a jestermax they asked for my autograph (I signed it as clav). I was so high on cocaine i didnt even know what was going on tho so I just started manically doing other shit.
I knew I had overdone the tan when I got mistaken for a literal ethnic
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Me and my other bouncer pal were just substancemaxed to death wanting to fight people so we would instigate people and make up fake reasons to kick people out in full nelsons. He isnt even blackpilled and he kicked out a guy because he didnt like his face. Imagine being a subhuman trying to enjoy NYE at a bar and a bouncer kicks you out for your repulsive mug
At the end of the night I started screaming at people to get the fuck out of the bar and some BBC tried to fight me and I didnt back down even though he would prob beat me up and some girl admired it and struck up a convo. I dnrd the bitch and aggressively fucked her off to leave the bar despite her being hot.
Bitch wouldnt back down despite me DNRing her and her friends kept trying to set me up with her since im a high trust mogger. They were about to leave and she gave me her number to meet up later. I knew the logistics were shit since I crashed my car on baclofen and would have no way to meet.
Thankfully, it started pouring rain and I let her back in the bar while i cleaned up and she fully LDARed her friends. I said I would only let her in not her group of 3 friends. I found it shocking that the bitch agreed to these terms to be solo in a bar she doesnt work at despite not knowing anyone. I called an uber shortly after and Irish excited out. I tried to not let anyone see but some other bitch I used to get with at my job saw that shit.
When we got to my house my dog started going ER barking and almost woke up my parents so I had to put her in the bathroom rofl. I started distractionmaxing the girl with random tasks like filling the dog bowl, getting us water, taking off shoes to go quickly take viagra and wait for it to kick in. I was jestermaxing for a while and she kept trying to escalate which i ignored, since I wouldnt be able to fuck until the silden was active.
We eventually started kissing and I undressed her in my bed, she had a giga good body and I fingermaxed her while i tested if my dick was working. If your wondering why I am making a strong point in this, its because cocaine brutalizes ur dick and its almost impossible to get decent EQ. I was half chubbed and told the girl to top me off to get a morsel of erection quality to P-V max her.
My dick game was giga underwhelming at first and the bitch prob wasnt too stimulated, then I got good EQ and pounded her to the point where she needed a break mid sex. I lasted maybe 25 min and then had a heart rate of like 140 BPM ROFL. I was sweating endlessly and pumped the life out of the bitch. She fell asleep in maybe 2 min and I wanted to keep going but she was already gonzo. I woke up today and pumped again when I woke up which mogged, then she ubered home.
The bitch was HTB and everyone at work was saying she was a really good slay. Killer body especially, @nycjit can attest to the daytime events but didnt stay for late night.
I was working a triple shift, meaning I was serving tables for lunch + dinner then working as a bouncer for late night (all at the same place).
I knew it would be insanity tier for lunch and dinner service, and thats where I make most of my money. I am an incredibly efficient server and usually make about 1.5-2x what other servers make in the same shift without any other variables besides my abuse of stimulants. I started doing key bumps of snow around 11 am and smoked everyone in numbers to the point where my manager was astonished, skiing makes you super human. Overall made 700$ from 11-6pm in tips on top of my 25$ per hour wage.
Around 6pm my bar began to fill up with people who were there to party for NYE so I stopped serving and put on my bouncer uniform.
I was pretty mogger looking and chiseled from taking a bunch of aromasin and drinking tons of tequila to debloat. I also was insanely tanmaxed.
I had a group of JBs approach me asking if I was michele morrone and as a jestermax they asked for my autograph (I signed it as clav). I was so high on cocaine i didnt even know what was going on tho so I just started manically doing other shit.
I knew I had overdone the tan when I got mistaken for a literal ethnic
Bruh, All The Italians in Goodfellas Look Indian
I was watching this classic with my cousins yesterday, and Bruh, besides Henry, all the Italians in that movie are ugly, fat, and short. Their eye areas, features, and skin tones are completely in line with what you'd expect in North and Central India. Wtf is this shit, if they were all...
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Me and my other bouncer pal were just substancemaxed to death wanting to fight people so we would instigate people and make up fake reasons to kick people out in full nelsons. He isnt even blackpilled and he kicked out a guy because he didnt like his face. Imagine being a subhuman trying to enjoy NYE at a bar and a bouncer kicks you out for your repulsive mug
At the end of the night I started screaming at people to get the fuck out of the bar and some BBC tried to fight me and I didnt back down even though he would prob beat me up and some girl admired it and struck up a convo. I dnrd the bitch and aggressively fucked her off to leave the bar despite her being hot.
Bitch wouldnt back down despite me DNRing her and her friends kept trying to set me up with her since im a high trust mogger. They were about to leave and she gave me her number to meet up later. I knew the logistics were shit since I crashed my car on baclofen and would have no way to meet.
Thankfully, it started pouring rain and I let her back in the bar while i cleaned up and she fully LDARed her friends. I said I would only let her in not her group of 3 friends. I found it shocking that the bitch agreed to these terms to be solo in a bar she doesnt work at despite not knowing anyone. I called an uber shortly after and Irish excited out. I tried to not let anyone see but some other bitch I used to get with at my job saw that shit.
When we got to my house my dog started going ER barking and almost woke up my parents so I had to put her in the bathroom rofl. I started distractionmaxing the girl with random tasks like filling the dog bowl, getting us water, taking off shoes to go quickly take viagra and wait for it to kick in. I was jestermaxing for a while and she kept trying to escalate which i ignored, since I wouldnt be able to fuck until the silden was active.
We eventually started kissing and I undressed her in my bed, she had a giga good body and I fingermaxed her while i tested if my dick was working. If your wondering why I am making a strong point in this, its because cocaine brutalizes ur dick and its almost impossible to get decent EQ. I was half chubbed and told the girl to top me off to get a morsel of erection quality to P-V max her.
My dick game was giga underwhelming at first and the bitch prob wasnt too stimulated, then I got good EQ and pounded her to the point where she needed a break mid sex. I lasted maybe 25 min and then had a heart rate of like 140 BPM ROFL. I was sweating endlessly and pumped the life out of the bitch. She fell asleep in maybe 2 min and I wanted to keep going but she was already gonzo. I woke up today and pumped again when I woke up which mogged, then she ubered home.
The bitch was HTB and everyone at work was saying she was a really good slay. Killer body especially, @nycjit can attest to the daytime events but didnt stay for late night.
