Dr. Mog
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If you are a mayocel or live in a first world you are just one police report away from being homeless so just forget about it. This thread is for tacocels, curries, muzzies, gooks and negroids. It will only work in countries where hierarchy is fluid and law bends for power through fear. Here are 5 main steps starting from most important to the least.
Min height requirement:- Minimum 2 inches more than the average male of your country, consider most in third world are what 5’7, 5’9 and above you are good to go.
You don’t need to be shredded, just fit and a yolked physique. It has to intimidate people so develop good thick necks, traps, triceps (more than biceps), upper chest and glutes (optional: forearms) importance given in that specific order. Preferred body fat level 14-20%.
This picture of Hamza is the absolute bare minimum in terms of muscle mass.
You don’t need to be shredded, just fit and a yolked physique. It has to intimidate people so develop good thick necks, traps, triceps (more than biceps), upper chest and glutes (optional: forearms) importance given in that specific order. Preferred body fat level 14-20%.
This picture of Hamza is the absolute bare minimum in terms of muscle mass.
Has to be silent, non reactive, you see a negro getting his neck snapped in front of his wife and 3 kids cause he didn’t pay back his boss 2 dollars debt from last business week; you need to pretend this is some shit you see daily. Don’t ever smile or even dare try to be happy. Walk and move slow, always non rushed.
Always wear dark fitted outfits, a not so expensive sporty watch and jewellery is mandatory. Heavy silver chain with minimum 2 rings or even gold if within the budget works well. Make sure to carry knuckles in your pockets always.
If you are a thug working for a boss, chances of you getting your ass beaten up by other gangs just more in number than you just because you work for a specific person is a lot. Many times they’ll undo your clothes as an act of humiliation so have nice fitting high quality black boxers just in case you are ever filmed. 6 inch girthy PP is also a bare minimum to save your reputation.
You can own a car, nothing too expensive or comfy. Has to be a ladder frame chassis off-road capable car with good road presence, Toyotas mostly. Preferably black. Then a motorbike also works well but no scrambler, sporty none of that shit. Strictly cruiser bikes from Indian, Harley Davidson, few triumphs and Royal Enfield.
