Fun fact: duck casually have a bigger dick than you

[mathis]

Fun fact about duck:

I was looking at duck for whatever reason.
I was shocked when i found...
Some species of duck have a dick over 7 inches
Imagine getting dickmogged by a duck. Couldn't be me....

This duck penis is over 42cm.

 

[notsocommonthumb]

holy crap thats 5 times bigger than me!

 

[monecel]

Fun fact about duck:

I was looking at duck for whatever reason.
I was shocked when i found...
Some species of duck have a dick over 7 inches
Imagine getting dickmogged by a duck. Couldn't be me....
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This duck penis is over 42cm.

Unfortunately the judge dismissed this argument

 

[blimp]

I don’t want a tapeworm as a dick