Fun fact: Some animals have the ability to be sexually attracted to humans

[House Lannister]

If you go near a female dolphin or female ostrich for example and they aren’t trying to fuck you then it’s over that’s like Mother Nature saying ur repulsive or something

 

[thickdickdaddy27]

My intuition tells me that orcas are the most lookist animals ever

 

[Zikel_Nut]

Ostriches are more attracted to humans than their own species, they also would do mating dances to impress you so if your looking to lose your virginity, just go fuck an ostrich bro

 

[Deleted member 23558]

Chimps are more fuckable than humans

 

[Deleted member 21735]

women are like that too

 

[czwarty]

dolphins aren't sexually attracted to people they just fuck whatever happens to be in their vicinity no matter if it's another dolphin, fish, human, a log or seaweed
it's like saying a horny basement dweller teenager is sexually attracted to fruits because he made fleshlight out of a banana or melon or whatever the fuck they do

 

[Patient A]

dolphins aren't sexually attracted to people they just fuck whatever happens to be in their vicinity no matter if it's another dolphin, fish, human, a log or seaweed
it's like saying a horny basement dweller teenager is sexually attracted to fruits because he made fleshlight out of a banana or melon or whatever the fuck they do

Just like I made a flesh light out of your mom doesn’t mean I’m attracted to roastie whores

 

[iam good boy]

If you go near a female dolphin or female ostrich for example and they aren’t trying to fuck you then it’s over that’s like Mother Nature saying ur repulsive or something

Zoophile

 

[High Cortisol Chad]