RealFunkyFlamingo
Bloat like a Flamingo, sting like a Bee
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I often get the question Funky u look good man why aren’t you slaying yet?
And comments like funky leave this forum and slay already who are you kidding?
Funky this is ur 1000th rating thread what is wrong with you?
I will answer these question with honesty so that u guys finally know my situation.
I am a guy who is in a gap year for my study. I am working jobs to finance my looksmaxxing journey and other stuff. They are different jobs. It differs every couple months. I still live in my parental home. So EVEN if I wanted to fuck a girl she has to either live alone or me or both. And last girl I dated also lived with her parents. So we could not fuck even if we wanted to.
Now you’ll say cope cope cope you are just ugly meh meh meh. Just find a girl who lives alone. Thats pretty hard cuz most girls younger than me are 18-22 and big portion lives either with their parents or with some roommate. So it is hard.
There are two solutions for this problem. Either try harder and find someone who lives alone and actually likes you. Or keep grinding keep gymmaxxing keep looksmaxxing until I can live on my own and then I can slay.
The latter is the best option.
I am right now gymcelling like a motherfucker, experimenting with all sorts of softmaxxing that frauds my face into a higher tier and then I just analyze what body language I receive from especially girls my age. When it is bad I alter it when it is good I seek to make it even better. This is my system for now. Including asking ratings from u guys. So that eventually I have that good face that will make life very easy. Softmaxxing is for a part cope but fraudmaxxing is NOT cope. Keep that in mind.
Right now I am in a gap year and bulking and gymming like never before bumping up my SMV. Id say my physique is very close to ideal in muscle mass. Id say I just need 4 more months to achieve the most ideal muscle mass and size before I FINALLY can cut down to single digits bodyfat while still maintaining my softmax protocol which is very important and u have to be very consistent.
So yeah I am bloating up like a mfer for now. I have to. Cuz I am not even going to school to even meet girls. I just go to the gym and in the gym girls do not talk to you out of the blue especially if they see me training like a motherfucker. And I train very fast. I superset all the machines there. No time to waste otherwise my pre workout stops working and then I won’t have same energy. But yeah. Even in the gym no girls. Ive tried dating apps but the girl I met lived with her parents. I also have no good pics of me. all of them look autistic so I wonder why I even got a girl to date me. Jfl.
All in all I need gonion fillers after I lean down and fuck every molecule.
Thanks for reading if you did. I hope I answered most of yall questions. If u still have some questions, go ahead and ask them rn.
Thank you.
Funky out.
@vincentzygo @chadintraining @Glorious King @Jatt @fashioncel
And comments like funky leave this forum and slay already who are you kidding?
Funky this is ur 1000th rating thread what is wrong with you?
I will answer these question with honesty so that u guys finally know my situation.
I am a guy who is in a gap year for my study. I am working jobs to finance my looksmaxxing journey and other stuff. They are different jobs. It differs every couple months. I still live in my parental home. So EVEN if I wanted to fuck a girl she has to either live alone or me or both. And last girl I dated also lived with her parents. So we could not fuck even if we wanted to.
Now you’ll say cope cope cope you are just ugly meh meh meh. Just find a girl who lives alone. Thats pretty hard cuz most girls younger than me are 18-22 and big portion lives either with their parents or with some roommate. So it is hard.
There are two solutions for this problem. Either try harder and find someone who lives alone and actually likes you. Or keep grinding keep gymmaxxing keep looksmaxxing until I can live on my own and then I can slay.
The latter is the best option.
I am right now gymcelling like a motherfucker, experimenting with all sorts of softmaxxing that frauds my face into a higher tier and then I just analyze what body language I receive from especially girls my age. When it is bad I alter it when it is good I seek to make it even better. This is my system for now. Including asking ratings from u guys. So that eventually I have that good face that will make life very easy. Softmaxxing is for a part cope but fraudmaxxing is NOT cope. Keep that in mind.
Right now I am in a gap year and bulking and gymming like never before bumping up my SMV. Id say my physique is very close to ideal in muscle mass. Id say I just need 4 more months to achieve the most ideal muscle mass and size before I FINALLY can cut down to single digits bodyfat while still maintaining my softmax protocol which is very important and u have to be very consistent.
So yeah I am bloating up like a mfer for now. I have to. Cuz I am not even going to school to even meet girls. I just go to the gym and in the gym girls do not talk to you out of the blue especially if they see me training like a motherfucker. And I train very fast. I superset all the machines there. No time to waste otherwise my pre workout stops working and then I won’t have same energy. But yeah. Even in the gym no girls. Ive tried dating apps but the girl I met lived with her parents. I also have no good pics of me. all of them look autistic so I wonder why I even got a girl to date me. Jfl.
All in all I need gonion fillers after I lean down and fuck every molecule.
Thanks for reading if you did. I hope I answered most of yall questions. If u still have some questions, go ahead and ask them rn.
Thank you.
Funky out.
@vincentzygo @chadintraining @Glorious King @Jatt @fashioncel
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