Funny Instagram Caption: "bone pressed".

[dough2]

The words have a nice flow to them

1. It sounds kind of metal/like your typical edgy vague caption
2. Its really a method of measuring your dick but no one would know it unless they Googled it or have Googled their dick size online

 

[Petsmart]

 

[Amnesia]

I always thought bone pressed is such a dumb way to measure it anyway

 

[godsmistake]

 

[dough2]

I always thought bone pressed is such a dumb way to measure it anyway

How else would you measure it? when u fuck ur pubic fat gets displaced.

 

[Amnesia]

How else would you measure it? when u fuck ur pubic fat gets displaced.

fat guys get to add like an inch to their dick size cause of the huge layer they're pressing down on before they get to the bone

 

[dough2]

fat guys get to add like an inch to their dick size cause of the huge layer they're pressing down on before they get to the bone

The fat wouldn't be there if they weren't fat... and pressing down on the fat is literally exactly what happens when you thrust.