
Tai Lung
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The prairie. Noon.
A lion and a lioness are lying in the sun, relaxing. Suddenly, a rabbit runs up, smacks the lion in the face, and takes off.
The lion doesn’t react. The lioness is stunned:
— Leo, you’re the king of beasts! What the fuck was that? Go catch him and rip him apart!
— Ah, whatever. He’s small, stupid, just being an idiot. Not worth it.
— Well, your call… You’re the king, after all.
A while later, the same thing happens again. The rabbit smacks the lion, runs off, same story. This repeats a few more times…
Finally, on the tenth time, the lioness loses it. She takes off after the rabbit, chases him back and forth.
The rabbit dives into a pipe sticking out of a hill, the lioness dives in after him — and gets stuck.
The rabbit pops out the other end, fucks the lioness hard, and runs off.
Eventually, the lioness manages to get free. She comes back to the lion — tail down, ears drooping, eyes on the ground.
The lion looks at her and suspiciously asks:
— So... took you to the pipes, huh?
DNR, Lots of text, but it sets the mood
@deadstock @Clqs @Darkeningstar @truthhurts
A lion and a lioness are lying in the sun, relaxing. Suddenly, a rabbit runs up, smacks the lion in the face, and takes off.
The lion doesn’t react. The lioness is stunned:
— Leo, you’re the king of beasts! What the fuck was that? Go catch him and rip him apart!
— Ah, whatever. He’s small, stupid, just being an idiot. Not worth it.
— Well, your call… You’re the king, after all.
A while later, the same thing happens again. The rabbit smacks the lion, runs off, same story. This repeats a few more times…
Finally, on the tenth time, the lioness loses it. She takes off after the rabbit, chases him back and forth.
The rabbit dives into a pipe sticking out of a hill, the lioness dives in after him — and gets stuck.
The rabbit pops out the other end, fucks the lioness hard, and runs off.
Eventually, the lioness manages to get free. She comes back to the lion — tail down, ears drooping, eyes on the ground.
The lion looks at her and suspiciously asks:
— So... took you to the pipes, huh?

DNR, Lots of text, but it sets the mood
@deadstock @Clqs @Darkeningstar @truthhurts