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why don't countries ever invite Hungary to dinner? @Gengar @Orc @MANLETprettyBOY

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another little joke

why don't skeletons fight each other? @Gengar @MANLETprettyBOY @Orc

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1. why don't eggs tell each-other jokes?

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because they'd crack each-other up

2. I only know 25 letters in the alphabet

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IDK y

3. why did the scarecrow win an award?

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because he was outstanding in his field

4. what do you call fake spaghetti?

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an impasta

5. why don't scientists trust atoms?

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because they make up everything

6. how do you organize a space party?

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you planet

7. I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high

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she looked surprised

8. why cant you hear a pterodactyl goto the bathroom?

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the "p" is silent

9. I used to be addicted to soap

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but I'm clean now

10. what's orange and sounds like a parrot

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a carrot

11. why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?

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in case he got a hole in one

12. what do you call cheese that isn't yours?

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nacho cheese

13. why did the math book look sad?

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it had too many problems

14. why did the bicycle fall over?

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because it was two-tired

15. what did one ocean say to the other ocean?

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nothing, they just waved

16. I would avoid the sushi if I were you

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its a little fishy

17. want to hear a construction joke?

Spoiler: punchline

I'm still working on it

18. I bought a boat because it was for sail

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get it? for sail?

19. what do you call a factory that makes okay products?

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a satisfactory

20. did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

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its okay he woke up

@Gengar @MANLETprettyBOY @Orc @Master

 

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Fu nny

 

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I LOVE DAD JOKES

 

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previous:

a little joke

why don't countries ever invite Hungary to dinner? @Gengar @Orc @MANLETprettyBOY

looksmax.org

another little joke

why don't skeletons fight each other? @Gengar @MANLETprettyBOY @Orc

looksmax.org

1. why don't eggs tell each-other jokes?

Spoiler: punchline

because they'd crack each-other up

2. I only know 25 letters in the alphabet

Spoiler: punchline

IDK y

3. why did the scarecrow win an award?

Spoiler: punchline

because he was outstanding in his field

4. what do you call fake spaghetti?

Spoiler: punchline

an impasta

5. why don't scientists trust atoms?

Spoiler: punchline

because they make up everything

6. how do you organize a space party?

Spoiler: punchline

you planet

7. I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high

Spoiler: punchline

she looked surprised

8. why cant you hear a pterodactyl goto the bathroom?

Spoiler: punchline

the "p" is silent

9. I used to be addicted to soap

Spoiler: punchline

but I'm clean now

10. what's orange and sounds like a parrot

Spoiler: punchline

a carrot

11. why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?

Spoiler: punchline

in case he got a hole in one

12. what do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Spoiler: punchline

nacho cheese

13. why did the math book look sad?

Spoiler: punchline

it had too many problems

14. why did the bicycle fall over?

Spoiler: punchline

because it was two-tired

15. what did one ocean say to the other ocean?

Spoiler: punchline

nothing, they just waved

16. I would avoid the sushi if I were you

Spoiler: punchline

its a little fishy

17. want to hear a construction joke?

Spoiler: punchline

I'm still working on it

18. I bought a boat because it was for sail

Spoiler: punchline

get it? for sail?

19. what do you call a factory that makes okay products?

Spoiler: punchline

a satisfactory

20. did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

Spoiler: punchline

its okay he woke up

@Gengar @MANLETprettyBOY @Orc @Master

Unc losing it

 

[PsiIocybin]

A moth goes into a podiatrist’s office, and the podiatrist’s office says, “What seems to be the problem, moth?”

The moth says “What’s the problem? Where do I begin, man? I go to work for Gregory Illinivich, and all day long I work. Honestly doc, I don’t even know what I’m doing anymore. I don’t even know if Gregory Illinivich knows. He only knows that he has power over me, and that seems to bring him happiness. But I don’t know, I wake up in a malaise, and I walk here and there… at night I…I sometimes wake up and I turn to some old lady in my bed that’s on my arm. A lady that I once loved, doc. I don’t know where to turn to. My youngest, Alexendria, she fell in the…in the cold of last year. The cold took her down, as it did many of us. And my other boy, and this is the hardest pill to swallow, doc. My other boy, Gregarro Ivinalititavitch… I no longer love him. As much as it pains me to say, when I look in his eyes, all I see is the same cowardice that I… that I catch when I take a glimpse of my own face in the mirror. If only I wasn’t such a coward, then perhaps…perhaps I could bring myself to reach over to that cocked and loaded gun that lays on the bedside behind me and end this hellish facade once and for all…Doc, sometimes I feel like a spider, even though I’m a moth, just barely hanging on to my web with an everlasting fire underneath me. I’m not feeling good. And so the doctor says, “Moth, man, you’re troubled. But you should be seeing a psychiatrist. Why on earth did you come here?”

And the moth says, “‘Cause the light was on.

 

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how about no said to how about no told him that how about no will stop how about no but how about no never how about no ended how about no i how about no need how about no help how about no please how about no

 

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