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a little joke

why don't countries ever invite Hungary to dinner? @Gengar @Orc @MANLETprettyBOY
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another little joke

why don't skeletons fight each other? @Gengar @MANLETprettyBOY @Orc
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1. why don't eggs tell each-other jokes?
because they'd crack each-other up :lul::lul::lul::lul::lul:

2. I only know 25 letters in the alphabet
IDK y :lul::lul::lul:

3. why did the scarecrow win an award?
because he was outstanding in his field :lul::lul::lul::lul::lul:

4. what do you call fake spaghetti?
an impasta :lul::lul:

5. why don't scientists trust atoms?
because they make up everything :lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul:

6. how do you organize a space party?
you planet :lul::lul::lul::lul::lul:

7. I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high
she looked surprised :lul::lul::lul::lul:

8. why cant you hear a pterodactyl goto the bathroom?
the "p" is silent :lul::lul::lul::lul::lul:

9. I used to be addicted to soap
but I'm clean now :lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul:

10. what's orange and sounds like a parrot
a carrot :lul::lul::lul::lul:

11. why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
in case he got a hole in one :lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul:

12. what do you call cheese that isn't yours?
nacho cheese :lul::lul::lul::lul:

13. why did the math book look sad?
it had too many problems :lul::lul::lul::lul:

14. why did the bicycle fall over?
because it was two-tired :lul::lul::lul::lul:

15. what did one ocean say to the other ocean?
nothing, they just waved :lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul:

16. I would avoid the sushi if I were you
its a little fishy :lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul:

17. want to hear a construction joke?
I'm still working on it :lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul:

18. I bought a boat because it was for sail
get it? for sail? :lul::lul::lul::lul:

19. what do you call a factory that makes okay products?
a satisfactory :lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul:

20. did you hear about the kidnapping at school?
its okay he woke up :lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul:

@Gengar @MANLETprettyBOY @Orc @Master
 
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insta book marked :feelshaha::feelshaha::feelshaha::feelshaha:
I LOVE DAD JOKES
 
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got.daim said:
previous:
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a little joke

why don't countries ever invite Hungary to dinner? @Gengar @Orc @MANLETprettyBOY
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looksmax.org

another little joke

why don't skeletons fight each other? @Gengar @MANLETprettyBOY @Orc
looksmax.org looksmax.org

1. why don't eggs tell each-other jokes?
because they'd crack each-other up :lul::lul::lul::lul::lul:

2. I only know 25 letters in the alphabet
IDK y :lul::lul::lul:

3. why did the scarecrow win an award?
because he was outstanding in his field :lul::lul::lul::lul::lul:

4. what do you call fake spaghetti?
an impasta :lul::lul:

5. why don't scientists trust atoms?
because they make up everything :lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul:

6. how do you organize a space party?
you planet :lul::lul::lul::lul::lul:

7. I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high
she looked surprised :lul::lul::lul::lul:

8. why cant you hear a pterodactyl goto the bathroom?
the "p" is silent :lul::lul::lul::lul::lul:

9. I used to be addicted to soap
but I'm clean now :lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul:

10. what's orange and sounds like a parrot
a carrot :lul::lul::lul::lul:

11. why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
in case he got a hole in one :lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul:

12. what do you call cheese that isn't yours?
nacho cheese :lul::lul::lul::lul:

13. why did the math book look sad?
it had too many problems :lul::lul::lul::lul:

14. why did the bicycle fall over?
because it was two-tired :lul::lul::lul::lul:

15. what did one ocean say to the other ocean?
nothing, they just waved :lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul:

16. I would avoid the sushi if I were you
its a little fishy :lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul:

17. want to hear a construction joke?
I'm still working on it :lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul:

18. I bought a boat because it was for sail
get it? for sail? :lul::lul::lul::lul:

19. what do you call a factory that makes okay products?
a satisfactory :lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul:

20. did you hear about the kidnapping at school?
its okay he woke up :lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul:

@Gengar @MANLETprettyBOY @Orc @Master
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A moth goes into a podiatrist’s office, and the podiatrist’s office says, “What seems to be the problem, moth?”

The moth says “What’s the problem? Where do I begin, man? I go to work for Gregory Illinivich, and all day long I work. Honestly doc, I don’t even know what I’m doing anymore. I don’t even know if Gregory Illinivich knows. He only knows that he has power over me, and that seems to bring him happiness. But I don’t know, I wake up in a malaise, and I walk here and there… at night I…I sometimes wake up and I turn to some old lady in my bed that’s on my arm. A lady that I once loved, doc. I don’t know where to turn to. My youngest, Alexendria, she fell in the…in the cold of last year. The cold took her down, as it did many of us. And my other boy, and this is the hardest pill to swallow, doc. My other boy, Gregarro Ivinalititavitch… I no longer love him. As much as it pains me to say, when I look in his eyes, all I see is the same cowardice that I… that I catch when I take a glimpse of my own face in the mirror. If only I wasn’t such a coward, then perhaps…perhaps I could bring myself to reach over to that cocked and loaded gun that lays on the bedside behind me and end this hellish facade once and for all…Doc, sometimes I feel like a spider, even though I’m a moth, just barely hanging on to my web with an everlasting fire underneath me. I’m not feeling good. And so the doctor says, “Moth, man, you’re troubled. But you should be seeing a psychiatrist. Why on earth did you come here?”

And the moth says, “‘Cause the light was on.
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PsiIocybin said:
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this thread is good, make similar ones
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