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The Glorious Glow-Up of Looksmax.org
Once upon a blackpilled time, Looksmax.org was the ultimate meeting ground for LDAR kings, PSL 3 doomers, and cope merchants. Every thread was either a temple of despair or a dogpile of brutal honesty. The site's core demographic? Rotters drowning in inceldom, cycling between hating their PSL scores and screenshotting jawline influencers for their "next life."But all of that changed in what the users later dubbed The Rotpocalypse of '28.
It All Started with a Jawline-Cope War
The rotters were thriving, as usual, in their echo chambers. Threads like "Is my canthal tilt subhuman?" and "This lighting makes me look PSL 1" had taken over the homepage. But the real drama ignited when user ChadThesis dropped an absolute looksmax nuke:The backlash was immediate. Rotter-in-Chief NeckbeardNigel fired back with a legendary reply:“Rotters gonna rot, but you guys are too lazy to chew mastic gum, let alone hit the gym. This forum is turning into Slothmax.org.”
The thread spiraled into chaos as the forum's non-rotters, affectionately dubbed ascensionmaxxers, started piling on. They called out the rotters for spamming defeatist threads and refusing to even try hardmaxxing. Meanwhile, the rotters clapped back with their arsenal of copes: “Gymcel,” “hyper-normie,” and the classic, “You’re still balding tho.”“Chewing gum isn’t gonna fix my nasolabial folds or my orbital rim recession, you giga-copecel. This is reality, not some Hollywood montage.”
The Great Rotter Exodus
It all culminated in the now-infamous Rotters vs. Maxxers Civil War. Fed up with the “toxic positivity,” the rotters staged a dramatic mass exit. Threads popped up like mushrooms:- “Leaving this cringe site, see you on Doomer.me.”
- “Looksmax is for cope-tier normies, real men embrace LDAR life.”
- “You will NEVER fix your recessed maxilla.”
Post-Rotter Era
Without the doomposting, Looksmax.org underwent a shocking transformation. The forum became… fun?Threads started popping up with actual advice:
- "Best jawline exercises: My PSL went from 4.5 to a solid 6.5!"
- "Which haircut ascends most for Norwood 2 bros?"
- "Dermarolling timeline: My temple recession journey."
The Rotters Try to Return
Years later, some rotters attempted a comeback, claiming they had “seen the light” and were ready to hardmax. But they were swiftly outed by their telltale doomposting habits:The new Looksmaxers weren’t having it. One user replied with a now-iconic line:“No amount of mewing will fix my gonial angle.”
“Bro, we’re out here ascending. Take your recessed mandible and go sulk somewhere else.”
The Legacy
In the end, Looksmax.org became the internet’s go-to hub for glow-ups and self-improvement. What was once a cesspool of despair turned into a thriving community of jawline-obsessed optimists. Meanwhile, the rotters, still clinging to their LDAR philosophy, faded into irrelevance — their usernames now punchlines in PSL 7 memes.And so, Looksmax.org ascended.