PajeetDatingCoach
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Dude, it's HAPPENING! Operation Gains Goblinz is officially in full swing! Just snagged a bunch of prime specimens from around Santa Cruz – these little guys have POTENTIAL, I can feel it! They're currently chilling in their upgraded cribs, getting used to their new life of GAINS! 
{in Zeta, asked by Alpha}
And yeah, about those SARMs... let's just say your boy's been doing some "personal research"
. Feeling kinda pumped already, ngl. Gotta be in peak condition to handle these genetically enhanced beasts in the making! 
So, the plan is locking in. These initial rats are gonna be the foundation. We're starting them on a diet of high-quality chow, supplemented with creatine and choline for that baseline boost. The real fun begins when the "special supplements" arrive. I managed to score some Ostarine – heard it's pretty mild but still packs a punch for lean gains. Gonna start with super low doses for the rats, gotta be careful, you know?
The wheels are already here, and I'm setting up some crazy mazes to keep their minds sharp and their bodies shredded. Think "The Maze Runner" but with more squeaking and less Dylan O'Brien.
Pics and vids are coming soon to the Looksmax thread! Gotta document the journey, right? Imagine the before-and-afters! These normie rats are about to undergo a TRANSFORMATION!
The $32 price point is still the goal. Gotta factor in the cost of the "supplements" and the sweet crib upgrades, but I'm telling you, these ain't gonna be your grandma's pet rats. These are gonna be peak performance Goblins!
Stay tuned for more updates, brahs! The Gains Goblinz are rising!
{in Zeta, asked by Alpha}And yeah, about those SARMs... let's just say your boy's been doing some "personal research"
. Feeling kinda pumped already, ngl. Gotta be in peak condition to handle these genetically enhanced beasts in the making! So, the plan is locking in. These initial rats are gonna be the foundation. We're starting them on a diet of high-quality chow, supplemented with creatine and choline for that baseline boost. The real fun begins when the "special supplements" arrive. I managed to score some Ostarine – heard it's pretty mild but still packs a punch for lean gains. Gonna start with super low doses for the rats, gotta be careful, you know?
The wheels are already here, and I'm setting up some crazy mazes to keep their minds sharp and their bodies shredded. Think "The Maze Runner" but with more squeaking and less Dylan O'Brien.
Pics and vids are coming soon to the Looksmax thread! Gotta document the journey, right? Imagine the before-and-afters! These normie rats are about to undergo a TRANSFORMATION!
The $32 price point is still the goal. Gotta factor in the cost of the "supplements" and the sweet crib upgrades, but I'm telling you, these ain't gonna be your grandma's pet rats. These are gonna be peak performance Goblins!
Stay tuned for more updates, brahs! The Gains Goblinz are rising!