Gaslighting session with my mom

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Yesterday I went with my mom to open a bank account bc I wanna earn for my little plastic surgery.


There was a girl in her 20s working there and she helped us open my bank account.

So anyway, she asked me standard questions...

"Do you have any previous work experience?"

-I mean, I have 3 days...

She kinda laughed and just continued through the list

Then on our way home my mom started BSing me

"That cashier thought you were cute"

- what?

It was awkward enough at this point but she doubled down:

"I could tell, its easy to see stuff like that"

Then I showed her this video:



And told her she's just doing her job
 
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You are a real sigma tbh, your title is well deserved Ig
 
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she likes u follow her home
 
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You are a real sigma tbh, your title is well deserved Ig
Oh right, I almost forgot. I will pay to change my stupid username as well
 
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My mom says I could be a model, dnl your mom
 
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Skibidi rizzler and lonenly sigma :feelshmm:
 
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You should have told her only PIV is an IOI in 2025.
 
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You should have told her only PIV is an IOI in 2025.
"Mom there was no realistic chance of an IOI happening. Although my A-40s looked amazing under that lighting, her chair was looking at my face from the 75° angle. From that perspectice, my gonial angle seemed higher, roughly 134°, making her view me as a downgrown babyfaced subhuman"
 
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"Mom there was no realistic chance of an IOI happening. Although my A-40s looked amazing under that lighting, her chair was looking at my face from the 75° angle. From that perspectice, my gonial angle seemed higher, roughly 134°, making her view me as a downgrown babyfaced subhuman"
There is no hope for a man that has this thought process lmao.
 
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Yesterday I went with my mom to open a bank account bc I wanna earn for my little plastic surgery.


There was a girl in her 20s working there and she helped us open my bank account.

So anyway, she asked me standard questions...

"Do you have any previous work experience?"

-I mean, I have 3 days...

She kinda laughed and just continued through the list

Then on our way home my mom started BSing me

"That cashier thought you were cute"

- what?

It was awkward enough at this point but she doubled down:

"I could tell, its easy to see stuff like that"

Then I showed her this video:

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And told her she's just doing her job
Those things do happen but weather it was just her being polite in her job or smth else is smth none of us can know for sure.
 
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true Sigma
 
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