Gatekept looksmax secret #1

[asdvek]

Use an egg yolk on your hair every 3-4 days to speed up hair growth, to fix dandruff, get less oily hair

It speeds up hair growth significantly.

 

[Saint Casanova]

Must be a joke

 

[lowtiersubhuman]

Use an egg yolk on your hair every 3-4 days to speed up hair growth, to fix dandruff, get less oily hair

It speeds up hair growth significantly.

I've seen this before on tiktok even though ik this thread is satire like all your shit

 

[Jatt]

Must be a joke

But @oscar patel said that too

 

[asdvek]

Must be a joke

The big joke started when you were born

Sad KHHV poor anglo Saxon subhuman in some immigrant infested shithole giving away his last bucks to watch some sad football game in his little cockroach infested moldy house

 

[looksmaxingbeyond]

melting candle wax on top of your bald head and getting a first degree burn for hair growth is the secret that will be revealed in seven years.

 

[Node]

The big joke started when you were born

Sad KHHV poor anglo Saxon subhuman in some immigrant infested shithole giving away his last bucks to watch some sad football game in his little cockroach infested moldy house

Wow

 

[Saint Casanova]

The big joke started when you were born

Sad KHHV poor anglo Saxon subhuman in some immigrant infested shithole giving away his last bucks to watch some sad football game in his little cockroach infested moldy house

The worst insult here is calling me Anglo.

 

[scraggy]

Gatekept looksmax secret #2​

take raw milk showers to fix norwooding

 

[Saint Casanova]

Wow

When someone chimpouts out like that over nothing, you just know they’re bottom of the barrel.

That’s why I don’t bother insulting back.

 

[User28823]

#1 UGLIEST user is giving looksmax tips

 

[thejcpenny]

Use an egg yolk on your hair every 3-4 days to speed up hair growth, to fix dandruff, get less oily hair

It speeds up hair growth significantly.

just eat it

 

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Just Paul saladinomaxx theory