Gen Z/Gen Alpha doesnt know how to measure height properly (how to get your real height)

[pandamonium]

there was this dude in my class today he said damn ur tall he asks how tall i am so i tell him 6’3

He says no ur not 6’3 cause im 6’2. Mind you the nigga is at my nose lmao. Id surprised if he was over 5’10.

Also one of my friends on ig has his bio saying 6’5. The nigga is barely even 6’0 how did bro grow 5 inches over a span of a month of me last seeing him.

Same thing happened with this female i talked to who claimed 6’3 but in reality she was like 5’11 and 6’1 in shoes.

Average zoomer calcs:

5’11=6’1
6’2=6’4
6’5=6’8
5’8=5’10

like some of u niggas really forgot how tall a authentic 6’3 is in person. I am taler than a door. But on org thats basically manlet.

To know your actual height you need to get a sharpie. Stand next to a wall and mark at the top of your head (dont look up or stand on tippy toes or stretch your body and all that cope) then measure how high it is from the ground


I understand if u wanna larp to females and tel em ur like 6’10 when ur rally like 6’2 but if a dude asks u how tall u are theres legit no reason to be larping lmao

 

[wollet2]

ur schools just full of syndrome downs nigger

 

[mlbmogger252]

If you wanna be technical the only way to get your actual height is with a stadiometer end of story

 

[Orc]

I tell women I'm 6' and then we meet up and I'm 6'2 wearing lifts to 6'4.

 

[metacognitivist]

I tell women I'm 6' and then we meet up and I'm 6'2 wearing lifts to 6'4.

thank you for your service

 

[Light Triad Mogger]

I tell women I'm 6' and then we meet up and I'm 6'2 wearing lifts to 6'4.

bro thats evil

 

[Orc]

bro thats evil

I've never had a single comment about it.

 

[pandamonium]

If you wanna be technical the only way to get your actual height is with a stadiometer end of story

Stadiometer is a cope it said im 6’5 or 6’6. I have fluffy hair so it adds slight height

 

[pandamonium]

Stadiometer is a cope it said im 6’5 or 6’6. I have fluffy hair so it adds slight height

If ur bald though its most accurate

 

[MA_ascender]

I tell women I'm 6' and then we meet up and I'm 6'2 wearing lifts to 6'4.

ruining the fun for manlets fuck you

 

[mlbmogger252]

Stadiometer is a cope it said im 6’5 or 6’6. I have fluffy hair so it adds slight height

You can press the thing down and get a perfectly straight angle which you can’t do even with a book and a marker. Theres no way you’re saying measuring against a wall is more accurate jfl

 

[pandamonium]

You can press the thing down and get a perfectly straight angle which you can’t do even with a book and a marker. Theres no way you’re saying measuring against a wall is more accurate jfl

with wall u can measure to forehead. Stadiometer is adding the little lump on the top over ur head which shouldnt rlly be counted as height. Its like getting a pimple and thinking ur 6’8

 

[superschizo]

I tell women I'm 6' and then we meet up and I'm 6'2 wearing lifts to 6'4.

I'm not the only one who does this then

It's funny because once you do that, even the actual 6' people can't claim that or they look like they're lying

And the larping midgets get really screwed

 

[mlbmogger252]

with wall u can measure to forehead. Stadiometer is adding the little lump on the top over ur head which shouldnt rlly be counted as height. Its like getting a pimple and thinking ur 6’8

There’s no lump added unless you’re doing it wrong I’ve done it at the gym and at home. Stadiometer I honestly probably measure a few mm shorter but either way I’m almost 6’4 morning height and larp 6’5 so it doesn’t matter