Genuine screenshots of me trying to rizz up a girl from 2 years ago

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Just for some added context, one day at lunch, toward the beginning of the school year, right after I had ascended from subhuman to high LTN two years ago, I was standing in the lunch line to get food, and a girl walked up to me and asked if I could get her a water (waters were free). So I asked for one and gave it to her.


Maybe like ten minutes later, I followed my friends outside to some table where a bunch of girls were sitting, and she was there. Her friends immediately started saying stuff like, “Ohhh, you guys would make a cute couple,” and shit like that, and I was just ignoring them. Then she got up and asked me for my number, and my heart started beating super fast, and I started shaking because this was the first time I had ever really even talked to a girl, let alone had a girl ask for my phone number :lul:


So I put in my number, and then she told me to give her my hand, and she started holding it (only KHHV mark ever removed). And then all my friends spawned out of nowhere and started dapping me up and yelling and shit, and I was super embarrassed. After like two minutes of hand holding, I let go of her hand and just walked away with one of my friends, and we were joking about it :lul:.


I recently found these text messages about a week ago, and it reminded me how autistic I really am :lul:.


The girl I’m texting in the screenshots was probably MTB, with big tits (who I later found out was Jewish :feelswhat:).


And the “trap phone” was some bullshit where my friend told her that I gave her my fake number, and he gave her his number and said it was my “trap phone,” then started sending egregious messages. So I felt the need to clear things up :feelskek:


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Keep in mind, this was me genuinely trying my hardest to rizz her up :lul:

I think I've improved a bit since, but this is still pretty horrible.

Left on delivered for 2 years.

(the text I blurred out, is my name, if you couldn't tell)

@MyDreamIsToBe183CM @Org3cel @Bugmaxxed @Orka @Mogs Me
 
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"pretty cool" 🤣 dw bro weve all been there
 
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Same play as a 6 year old iPad kid on Roblox trying to rizz up his cousin





Mirin tho bhai
 
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Hi
This is Vevcred
 
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High LTN with foids? are u sure u was LTN? you got called beautiful
 
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This actually hurts to read.
 
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How old u was back then
 
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Bootiful izrali vooman :love:

Jews lowkey do be hot sometimes ngl :feelshah:

Maybe Low Mid Tier Normie, I was recessed as shit, but I did have a decent haircut at least :feelshah:

So, don't know how much there could be saving me there :feelskek:

It hurts me too 🥲
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Jewish girls are perfect hot mids.
 
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14, going on 15

2 years has to be some kind of record, to go from "Hello Beautiful", to being left on read for two and a half years in just a couple of text strings is lowkey pretty impressive :lul:

Always does the trick :feelshah:
Works for Chad :lul:
 
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I wish I had my old phone I’d pull out old ss it was brutalcrizz
 
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14, going on 15

2 years has to be some kind of record, to go from "Hello Beautiful", to being left on read for two and a half years in just a couple of text strings is lowkey pretty impressive :lul:

Always does the trick :feelshah:
damn atleast u had the balls

if i tried that on some girl now i would be genuinely eviscerated
 
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Im sorry I have nothin against u but you sound like a lame ass Nigga in these messages
 
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Jewish girls are perfect hot mids.
Jews are peak
damn atleast u had the balls

if i tried that on some girl now i would be genuinely eviscerated
I really didn't have balls :lul:
She initiated the whole thing, and this was me trying to rizz
Im sorry I have nothin against u but you sound like a lame ass Nigga in these messages
True 😔

Well, tbf it was my first time ever texting a girl, and I've improved since
Still pretty fucking lame though :lul:
 
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Jews are peak

I really didn't have balls :lul:
She initiated the whole thing, and this was me trying to rizz

True 😔

Well, tbf it was my first time ever texting a girl, and I've improved since
Still pretty fucking lame though :lul:
Shit i dint read her first msg lol
 
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Jews are peak

I really didn't have balls :lul:
She initiated the whole thing, and this was me trying to rizz

True 😔

Well, tbf it was my first time ever texting a girl, and I've improved since
Still pretty fucking lame though :lul:
U have 100s more to practise on, u need it
 
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