genuinely what the fuck do i tell her

[beautyiswhatwedesir]

i was talking to a girl from another city, we been talking for 2 weeks now, she told me she’ll go for a swim in their private pool, and she sent me a picture of herself in her swimsuit

heres the thing
shes fucking flat. as a wall. and her butt is small
but she is very pretty
she sent me only a body pic, no face

and i know what she wants, she wants me to compliment her, flirt with her. she likes when i say your face is pretty, your legs are nice.

but this time, the fuck do i tell her? “i love your flatness?”

 

[AustrianMogger]

sax she has good face

 

[Sceptical]

but this time, the fuck do i tell her? “i love your flatness?”

"i love your below average sized boobs and ass"

 

[beautyiswhatwedesir]

sax she has good face

THERES NO FACE

 

[looksmaxingbeyond]

she is a catfish

 

[True truecel]

suffering from success

 

[Tyler1]

Show pic bhai I can’t tell

 

[beautyiswhatwedesir]

Show pic bhai I can’t tell

why would i post a pic of my girl nigga

 

[recai iskender]

why would i post a pic of my girl nigga

Why are you telling stories. Send her feet pictures now

 

[beautyiswhatwedesir]

Why are you telling stories. Send her feet pictures now

 

[recai iskender]

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What the fuck is that hair nigga why is it only on one side

 

[beautyiswhatwedesir]

What the fuck is that hair nigga why is it only on one side

that’s how feet hair is supposed to grow big boy

 

[recai iskender]

that’s how feet hair is supposed to grow big boy

Literally no its supposed to be everywhere of the feet

 

[Tyler1]

What the fuck is that hair nigga why is it only on one side

Hes half monkey

 

[Tyler1]

why would i post a pic of my girl nigga

Because you ask for advice but I can’t tell post the pic from your girl in swimsuit bhai

 

[blimp]

maybe compliment the swimsuit?

 

[beautyiswhatwedesir]

Because you ask for advice but I can’t tell post the pic from your girl in swimsuit bhai

i already fucked up and said “i love your tummy, ur tummy is so slim”
she liked it thank goddess

 

[Tyler1]

i already fucked up and said “i love your tummy, ur tummy is so slim”
she liked it thank goddess