Getting a driver licence is more important to me than losing my virginity

[Deleted member 5522]

Its beyond over if you are a fully grown man and can't drive tbh

 

[Tyronecell]

i have a drive license but i hate drive

 

[Shrek2OnDvD]

Its beyond over if you are a fully grown man and can't drive tbh

Are you @LastGerman?

 

[Deleted member 1476]

driving licence pill is arguably more brutal than the wolf pill

 

[SMVbender]

while foids pay for chad to come over with taxi

seriously tbh calling taxi all the time instead of having trashy car is better

 

[Deleted member 5522]

Are you @LastGerman?

In a way

 

[Over]

Its beyond over if you are a fully grown man and can't drive tbh

I'm 24 and dont even have bicycle license JFL

 

[Deleted member 6475]

I'm 24 and dont even have bicycle license JFL

Who invented this fucking license even can you think if a cop pulling a 10 year old over and say show me your license

 

[Deleted member 6095]

Jfl if you didn't get it ON your 16th birthday

 

[Deleted member 5522]

Jfl if you didn't get it ON your 16th birthday

Dude are you trying to make me rope

 

[Deleted member 6095]

Dude are you trying to make me rope

It's okay I did NOTHING with it because I'm a loser whose parents were overly protective and never let me drive without them anyways. FML

 

[Deleted member 5522]

It's okay I did NOTHING with it because I'm a loser whose parents were overly protective and never let me drive without them anyways. FML

Brutal. We will never fuck our girl in our car or go on a late night drive of bliss. Fuck this world.

 

[Gargantuan]

I need to start as well this summer tbh since I'm already fucking 22

 

[Deleted member 5522]

I need to start as well this summer tbh since I'm already fucking 22

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

 

[Gargantuan]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Yes bro I'm such a lazy cunt all my friends had their drivers license at 17/18 and I have not even started at 22.
Better late than never, I suppose.

 

[Deleted member 6427]

Jfl if you didn't get it ON your 16th birthday

just be a burger bro

 

[Gazzamogga]

i have a drive license but i hate drive

Same, so many idiots on the road I fucking hate driving

 

[Patient A]

Brutal. We will never fuck our girl in our car or go on a late night drive of bliss. Fuck this world.

I’m going to see Some of my other good friend that I know who are a four and half hour drive from me and I will be sleeping in my car in the middle of now after. Can’t wait tbh. Getting sleepy now tbh. Big day tomorrow see the BOYSZZZ?!!!!!!

 

[Deleted member 5746]

i have both drivers license and car but have nowhere to drive. No one is waiting for me to arrive at their house and fuck

 

[LastGerman]

i have a drive license but i hate drive

Why do you have a driver licence then? That does not make sense. People like you should not drive and therefore I deserve the ability to drive and a driver licence.

while foids pay for chad to come over with taxi

seriously tbh calling taxi all the time instead of having trashy car is better

This retarded cope really needs to die.

I'm 24 and dont even have bicycle license JFL

By the way, back in elementary school we had a bicycle test where everyone participated in. It was a huge area with streets and streetlights. Guess what, I failed at it but only due to the fact I msot likely used one hand and trolled around. it was truly over before it even began.

Who invented this fucking license even can you think if a cop pulling a 10 year old over and say show me your license

Who the fuck invented the driver licence? Ohh right, it was some German cuck.

Brutal. We will never fuck our girl in our car or go on a late night drive of bliss. Fuck this world.

We could fuck our cars but unfortunately I cannot drive.

Yes bro I'm such a lazy cunt all my friends had their drivers license at 17/18 and I have not even started at 22.
Better late than never, I suppose.

Brutal. You will msot likely never be able to recover from it. Also, what will you do if you find out that you are unable to drive?

Same, so many idiots on the road I fucking hate driving

Then why do you drive? Just another brag.

I’m going to see Some of my other good friend that I know who are a four and half hour drive from me and I will be sleeping in my car in the middle of now after. Can’t wait tbh. Getting sleepy now tbh. Big day tomorrow see the BOYSZZZ?!!!!!!

Brag.

i have both drivers license and car but have nowhere to drive. No one is waiting for me to arrive at their house and fuck

Brag.

 

[Deleted member 6475]

Why do you have a driver licence then? That does not make sense. People like you should not drive and therefore I deserve the ability to drive and a driver licence.



This retarded cope really needs to die.



By the way, back in elementary school we had a bicycle test where everyone participated in. It was a huge area with streets and streetlights. Guess what, I failed at it but only due to the fact I msot likely used one hand and trolled around. it was truly over before it even began.



Who the fuck invented the driver licence? Ohh right, it was some German cuck.



We could fuck our cars but unfortunately I cannot drive.



Brutal. You will msot likely never be able to recover from it. Also, what will you do if you find out that you are unable to drive?



Then why do you drive? Just another brag.



Brag.



Brag.

Are you retarded i was talking about the bycicle license u absolute cuck

 

[Deleted member 5746]

Why do you have a driver licence then? That does not make sense. People like you should not drive and therefore I deserve the ability to drive and a driver licence.



This retarded cope really needs to die.



By the way, back in elementary school we had a bicycle test where everyone participated in. It was a huge area with streets and streetlights. Guess what, I failed at it but only due to the fact I msot likely used one hand and trolled around. it was truly over before it even began.



Who the fuck invented the driver licence? Ohh right, it was some German cuck.



We could fuck our cars but unfortunately I cannot drive.



Brutal. You will msot likely never be able to recover from it. Also, what will you do if you find out that you are unable to drive?



Then why do you drive? Just another brag.



Brag.



Brag.

I feel like having a driving license is your metaphore for being a chad and driving is your metaphore for fucking? You aren't actually talking about driving are you?
Idk maybe i was too low IQ to understand the joke you made

 

[LastGerman]

Are you retarded i was talking about the bycicle license u absolute cuck

I never said you were talking about something else you fucking shithead. This is why I added the line "who invented the driver licence...". I never claimed you talked about it. Learn to read. I used an allusion in order to switch the subject to driver licence and you were just too dumb to pick that up which means you are even more retarded than me. The only solution to it, is to basically kill yourself because you are so fucking retarded that you are unable to pick up simple rhetoric devices. The only cuck here is you. Pathetic.

 

[LastGerman]

I feel like having a driving license is your metaphore for being a chad and driving is your metaphore for fucking? You aren't actually talking about driving are you?
Idk maybe i was too low IQ to understand the joke you made

This thouh, is not some rhetoric device. I am actually talking about driving.

 

[Deleted member 5746]

This thouh, is not some rhetoric device. I am actually talking about driving.

Then jfl at you bro why do u even need a car and license for lmfao? Its not like u have some destination u want to drive to

 

[LastGerman]

Then jfl at you bro why do u even need a car and license for lmfao? Its not like u have some destination u want to drive to

You are contradicting yourself. Why do you have a driver licence and a car then? That does not make any sense whatsoever. Why are all drivers and car havers act like this? I seriously do not understand this logic.

 

[Deleted member 5746]

You are contradicting yourself. Why do you have a driver licence and a car then? That does not make any sense whatsoever. Why are all driver and car haver act like this? I seriously do not understand this logic.

I have a drivers license because my mom forced me to get it when I was 16. I have a car because my older sister bought herself a new one and left her old car to me.
"Why are all driver and car haver act like this? I seriously do not understand this logic."
You sure this isnt a metaphor for fucking once again? I feel like you're playing with me man just tell me are u trying to make a metaphorical comparison or not

 

[Deleted member 5522]

sister bought herself a new one and left her old car to me.

Dude are you trying to make us rope. Fuck you.

 

[Deleted member 4563]

I'm 18 but still don't have it

I got a pile of trash for a car anyway so who cares

 

[Beetlejuice]

brutal driverlicencepill,if you dont have drive licence you are not even a man.

 

[Deleted member 6475]

brutal driverlicencepill,if you dont have drive licence you are not even a man.

Ropefuel for all the 14 year olds here

 

[LastGerman]

I have a drivers license because my mom forced me to get it when I was 16. I have a car because my older sister bought herself a new one and left her old car to me.

Females should not drive. That is an abomination. An atrocity which needs to be abolished. I literally want to kill myself because of it.

You sure this isnt a metaphor for fucking once again? I feel like you're playing with me man just tell me are u trying to make a metaphorical comparison or not

I know sometimes it is really hard to tell, specially in a place like this, so I know from where you are coming from here since for people who can drive this topic seems to be retarded (and it actually is to some degree). But it only seems retarded or most likely insignificant because nobody really brought that topic up before, yet it really becomes an issue for itself. More and more men cannot drive anymore while females can do it effortlessly which is emasculating. And I can assure you, I am not using any kind of rhetoric device.

In order to make myself more clear. I actually value the ability to drive more than anything else. If I can choose between a female or the ability to drive, I would go for the ability to drive without any second thoughts.

 

[LastGerman]

Dude are you trying to make us rope. Fuck you.

I will rope enormously. I cannot stand it anymore.

 

[Tusseleif]

You need drivers licence to slay girls who live hours away for real