Getting a gf as an oofy doofy

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Brutal reads
 
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Oofy doofies have oofy doofy brain chemistry so this doesn’t bothers them in the slightest, they are happy people.
 
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You always post the best threads bhai

But fr tho this shit is actually tera fucking brutal holy fuck, if you meet your gf past college it’s extremely highly likely that she’s already had her brains fucked out her skull by some Chad and now you have to pick up the slack for him whilst in the back of her head she still wants to get dicked down
 
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I can't cope anymore if you are lacking in certain characteristics you are destined for a life of cuckoldry
 
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I can't cope anymore if you are lacking in certain characteristics you are destined for a life of cuckoldry
It's Just right. Have you ever Heard an oofie have a good take? Display physical prowess? Be kind to you? Oofies are an inferior species, they deserve only to betabux not true love
 
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I can't cope anymore if you are lacking in certain characteristics you are destined for a life of cuckoldry
The naive little cuckold thinks it's something he's doing

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In fact, he might actually be fucking her better than the Chad

He's probably one of those faggots who read the manipulated man and the sex god method, as recommended by his fellow Redditors

It doesn't mean shit

Chad's looks and sex appeal heightens her emotions and sensations 10 fold

She probably feels more pleasure looking into Chad's hunter eyes, than when the incel goes to town on her pussy for 30 mins straight

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Life as a sub high sex appeal Chad is truly the greatest scam ever created
 
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Holy fuck this is brutal. This is why I put so much effort in to sex. There can be no doubt I’m the best she’s ever had. This is why I do domination stuff and use sex toys, not because I like it.

Still it lingers in my mind that Chad once made her cum buckets using only his thick cock…..
 
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Should have just lied to him. Men don't want to hear the truth when it comes to sex and how they compare to your past partners. There are always moments when to lie and when to not and that was the former. But women are so NT I don't even think they can help themselves in situations like that. It's almost like it's hardwired into them to let their boyfriend's or husband's know that you are not that fucking guy. Honestly, I can't help but admire that. Wish I was that NT
 
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The naive little cuckold thinks it's something he's doing

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In fact, he might actually be fucking her better than the Chad

He's probably one of those that read the manipulated man and the sex god method, as recommended by his fellow Redditors

It doesn't mean shit

Chad's looks and sex appeal heightens her emotions and sensations 10 fold

She probably feels more pleasure looking into Chad's hunter eyes, than when the incel goes to town on her pussy for 30 mins straight

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Life as a sub high sex appeal Chad is truly the greatest scam ever created
Stop! I do not need this while I’m wage slaying at 8 in the morning
 
Probably small dick
 
Should have just lied to him. Men don't want to hear the truth when it comes to sex and how they compare to your past partners. There are always moments when to lie and when to not and that was the former. But women are so NT I don't even think they can help themselves in situations like that. It's almost like it's hardwired into them to let their boyfriend's or husband's know that you are not that fucking guy. Honestly, I can't help but admire that. Wish I was that NT
I would rather know the truth

If my gf admitted to me that she had better sex with her ex, I'd feel 0 guilt about cucking her

I'd be free to slay again on the side
 
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Subchad problems will never end
 
something grosses me out about people on reddit talking so candidly about this kind of thing, i think it's because none of them are willing to state the obvious

what's wrong with being ugly and having a small dick, anyway?
 
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I wonder what she looks like.
 
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Being robust looking and high T with high sex appeal >>>>>> being an effeminate twink “Chad”
The naive little cuckold thinks it's something he's doing

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In fact, he might actually be fucking her better than the Chad

He's probably one of those faggots who read the manipulated man and the sex god method, as recommended by his fellow Redditors

It doesn't mean shit

Chad's looks and sex appeal heightens her emotions and sensations 10 fold

She probably feels more pleasure looking into Chad's hunter eyes, than when the incel goes to town on her pussy for 30 mins straight

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Life as a sub high sex appeal Chad is truly the greatest scam ever created
this is why I don’t really believe in the whole dickpill “8x6” shit as much, like obviously it’s true, but a dominant Chad can make the bitches pussy flood like a tsunami before he ever even whips his cokk out, bitches coom harder when they’re actually attracted to the guy
 
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Being robust looking and high T with high sex appeal >>>>>> being an effeminate twink “Chad”

this is why I don’t really believe in the whole dickpill “8x6” shit as much, like obviously it’s true, but a dominant Chad can make the bitches pussy flood like a tsunami before he ever even whips his cokk out, bitches coom harder when they’re actually attracted to the guy
100%

The 8x6 is only as good as the man attached to it
 
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If my gf admitted to me that she had better sex with her ex, I'd feel 0 guilt about cucking her
I guess but you should be breaking up with her if she says that. There'd be no need to cuck her because the relationship should be over the second she finishes saying that. Never continue a relationship with a girl if she says her ex was better at something than you sexually.
 


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Another cuckolding thread from @forevergymcelling's collection.
 
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The woman is so tone deaf jfl
All she had to do was just say "yes you're the best I've ever had sweetie " and move one
The fact that she felt comfortable telling this guy the truth is the most brutal blackpill, absolutely zero respect from her end
 
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Seems accurate. I find it hard to believe hot girls use Reddit unless they want validation from true rate me section. Bunch of degens on there
 
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that bitch is used af tho who would wife up that hoe my girl gotta be virgin and hot no exceptions
 
That guy is a terra fag. Here’s what he should do:

Hate fuck her hard for the rest of the holiday and say ‘is this better?’ And degrade that piece of trash slut. Then once they get back off holiday file for divorce. Or even better, cheat on her and let her know. And when she asks why? Say I found someone likes me fucking them.

She is a bitch, who tf does she think she is? I gets she’s a landwhale. Lmao 99% of girls are awful in bed and just lie there, they don’t even know how to suck dick properly. Fuck her. He can do better regardless if he is incel or not. It’s not the point. She thinks she’s better than him you can tell. Like she is perfect.
 
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This is a textbook example of passive-aggressiveness a betabuxxer (oofy) has to put up with. She likes that he is sweet and everything she needs emotionally but (what makes her inside rage) is that he isn’t hot. She then transfers this rage to him through things like this as she sees him as ‘doing something wrong’ I.e. not being hot enough. She also has self-rage against herself that she is above him and can ditch and why couldn’t chad see her potential!!?

You can see all this subconscious slips out through passive-aggressiveness without her even realising or knowing she’s doing it.
 
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This is a textbook example of passive-aggressiveness a betabuxxer (oofy) has to put up with. She likes that he is sweet and everything she needs emotionally but (what makes her inside rage) is that he isn’t hot. She then transfers this rage to him through things like this as she sees him as ‘doing something wrong’ I.e. not being hot enough. She also has self-rage against herself that she is above him and can ditch and why couldn’t chad see her potential!!?

You can see all this subconscious slips out through passive-aggressiveness without her even realising or knowing she’s doing it.
marriage is a scam for subchads
 
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This is a textbook example of passive-aggressiveness a betabuxxer (oofy) has to put up with. She likes that he is sweet and everything she needs emotionally but (what makes her inside rage) is that he isn’t hot. She then transfers this rage to him through things like this as she sees him as ‘doing something wrong’ I.e. not being hot enough. She also has self-rage against herself that she is above him and can ditch and why couldn’t chad see her potential!!?

You can see all this subconscious slips out through passive-aggressiveness without her even realising or knowing she’s doing it.
Being hot to the girl is almost everything when it comes to sex. Way more important then dick size imo unless ur small
 
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Should have just lied to him. Men don't want to hear the truth when it comes to sex and how they compare to your past partners. There are always moments when to lie and when to not and that was the former. But women are so NT I don't even think they can help themselves in situations like that. It's almost like it's hardwired into them to let their boyfriend's or husband's know that you are not that fucking guy. Honestly, I can't help but admire that. Wish I was that NT
It’s not NT to give a response that will upset somone. It’s a lot more NT to be able to read someone’s emotions and avoid upsetting them. That’s why everyone gives nice answers when somone asks about their appearance or a failed talent. Women just like to put men down when it comes to sex as a power play.
 
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in reality the most brutal thing about this is the fact how the guy is expected to "perform" for her, hold back for hers sake, and if he does not, then he is seen as a failure

pure gynocentrism
 
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Virgin LTR or it's over. It's over for many men.
 
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this is more a “just be first theory” pill more than anything, especially considering that she mentioned a guy in college and doing all the sex stuff for the first time etc.

Just be first or right place right time theory is even more brutal considering it’s just random chance.

There was a legit ginger boneless sub animal in my high school who managed to date a Becky with big tits in the grade below lmfao
 
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this is more a “just be first theory” pill more than anything, especially considering that she mentioned a guy in college and doing all the sex stuff for the first time etc.

Just be first or right place right time theory is even more brutal considering it’s just random chance.

There was a legit ginger boneless sub animal in my high school who managed to date a Becky with big tits in the grade below lmfao
Yeah probably but she also mentioned raw physical attraction which just means the guy was more hot, I don't think JBF theory would work here if the oofy doofy was equally hot
 
I am oofy doofy.
 
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"Chad's looks and sex appeal heightens her emotions and sensations 10 fold"
Legit. Just like NT pill, chad enter ppl get emotions and wanna associate themselves.

Do you think she woulda felt she is not enjoying it if the oofy doofy was high sex appeal? or still remember the first time?
 
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That guy is a terra fag. Here’s what he should do:

Hate fuck her hard for the rest of the holiday and say ‘is this better?’ And degrade that piece of trash slut. Then once they get back off holiday file for divorce. Or even better, cheat on her and let her know. And when she asks why? Say I found someone likes me fucking them.

She is a bitch, who tf does she think she is? I gets she’s a landwhale. Lmao 99% of girls are awful in bed and just lie there, they don’t even know how to suck dick properly. Fuck her. He can do better regardless if he is incel or not. It’s not the point. She thinks she’s better than him you can tell. Like she is perfect.
Women are better sometimes. I like the idea of this but remember the fact that men can't do wrong is an excuse for missing cues that Chads before did.
 
How do you always manage to find the most devastingly blackpilling reddit threads
 
what the fuck is OPs problem
 
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