Getting old sucks suicide before 30 is the key to a good life

[daqirius]

"Dude I fucked so many hot girls in lifetime what a run this was"




"Boo hoo I used to fuck girls all the time back in my day, now I'm gonna spend the rest of my days rotting till I die in pain and alone"

 

[autistic_tendencies]

It’s all genetics and how well you take care of yourself
Trump is damn near 80 and still mogs

 

[Deleted member 19442]

Dying young seems cucked.

 

[Beanermaxxer]

Fake and gay, Im going to be fucking all the nurses in the retierement home

 

[panjeet currycel]

id kill myself if i drove a shitty saturn too