Getting pussy is not that hard

[goofygoober]

Go to parties and you will find some girls and if your like kinda short
Get lifts
Get a hairstyle that is more vertical and just anything to make people perceive you as taller
Alcohol really helps too I drink some even before I go just to start in a good mood. And if your perceived as tall and NT enough chances are you will get some pussy.
The only real problem for me is getting in a normal healthy long term relationship with a MTB+

 

[vevcred]

Good idea!

 

[The Homelander]

How many lifts do i need
i’m 5’1 for reference

 

[Aladin]

Go to parties

Problem detected. I’m too old and isolated.

 

[The Homelander]

Good idea!

Hello kingfish

 

[vevcred]

Hello kingfish

Whats good kingfish

 

[Deleted member 125888]

If you are tall, you can get anyone you want.

 

[SA7]

just be npc theory

 

[goofygoober]

just be npc theory

Yeah actually works
I have to act like a retard tho it's annoying

 

[FaceandBBC]

Can't go to parties since I literally have no friends and zero connections.

 

[goofygoober]

Can't go to parties since I literally have no friends and zero connections.

Yeah you have to know people for this to work
I had older cousins in uni who connected me to some people

 

[Monarchy]

Get a hairstyle that is more vertical

This will work Saar?

 

[goofygoober]

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This will work Saar?

Yeah very good

 

[thereallegend]

The only real problem for me is getting in a normal healthy long term relationship with a MTB+

 

[autistic_tendencies]

just go to parties bro!