Gf caught me frauding with DIY lifts

[Vermilioncore]

I had a job interview today and I wanted to look extra tall and robust. I wanted to intimidate the female hiring manager and larp as a Chad until she hired me.

So this morning I was researching quick ways to make a DIY lifts. I ended up using two rolled up pairs of socks and stuffing them into my boots and wearing baggy dress pants to cover my boots. I instantly was way taller.

I came downstairs to hug my girl before taking off and she said “wow, those shoes make you look so tall.” And I was like “yeah”

Then I fucking forgot something upstairs and had to go back up to get it and she was behind me watching me walk up the stairs and she said,

“Babe are your shoes even on right?”

I looked down and half my heel was sticking out of my boot and it looked all fucked up and weird.

I replied “Yea, these shoes keep falling off for some reason”

and she said “oh okay” and didn’t mention that shit again, probably thought it was strange as fuck tho

 

[malishka]

fucking 165cm foidlet

 

[Deleted member 11758]

 

[FastBananaCEO]

Tales from the stilts shop

 

[Vermilioncore]

Says the femcel subhuman foidlet using a male forum

 

[malishka]

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i will let it slide this time

 

[Deleted member 6305]

DIY lifts
That killed me tbh lmao

 

[Gonthar]

I came downstairs to hug my girl before taking off