gf is pregnant with twins

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There are gonna be two little Indians running around here in 9 months

Kick
 
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Source? What exactly are you talking about?
 
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Huge congratulations for you boyo -

Some advice I have for you, given you will now be a father and can longer be a subhuman incel autist

1.Make sure to vaccinate them (despite what autists here say)

2.Also make sure to get from your gf and her family

-History of male pattern baldness in family
-Height of all family (given you are 5'7, it is CRUCIAL for her family to be tall)

-History of schizophrenia (you've seen the autistic ramblings on here)

And as a father, and I know this will be hard for you
But you MUST cease any and ALL contact with Tyler Maher including late night scrolling through his Insta page. NO MORE

You may be a 5'7 shitskin manlet, but your kids still need you.
 
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your gf is indian? brutal how height affects a man's smv.
 
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Huge congratulations for you boyo -

Some advice I have for you, given you will now be a father and can longer be a subhuman incel autist

1.Make sure to vaccinate them (despite what autists here say)

2.Also make sure to get from your gf and her family

-History of male pattern baldness in family
-Height of all family (given you are 5'7, it is CRUCIAL for her family to be tall)

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I'll be sure to toilet train them early

1703847657984
 
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not even born and you already hate them
 
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They will post here
 
You rep farm even with the most obvious effortless troll for 5 years old kids threads possible
 
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Wait, how exactly did you leave her pregnant with two babies at the same time, when she has only one vagina?
 
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bad if true
raising kids in the UK + with ur claimed financial woes is very bad for business
 
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Wait, how exactly did you leave her pregnant with two babies at the same time, when she has only one vagina?
nigga do you guys have zero sexual education in Romania? Ceausescu fucked u guys up
 
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how do she look like
 
God damn so many retards.
That's obv a larp made for rep farms
 
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Huge congratulations for you boyo -

Some advice I have for you, given you will now be a father and can longer be a subhuman incel autist

1.Make sure to vaccinate them (despite what autists here say)

2.Also make sure to get from your gf and her family

-History of male pattern baldness in family
-Height of all family (given you are 5'7, it is CRUCIAL for her family to be tall)

-History of schizophrenia (you've seen the autistic ramblings on here)

And as a father, and I know this will be hard for you
But you MUST cease any and ALL contact with Tyler Maher including late night scrolling through his Insta page. NO MORE

You may be a 5'7 shitskin manlet, but your kids still need you.
Not the Covid vaccine tho.
 
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2 more mods for the forum
 
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If you were barely able to hold your salary while childless it's beyond over for you now jfl

Rants about being a poor beta provider incoming in 9 months.
I'm looking forward for those
Popcorn michael jackson
 
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Congratulations!
 
nigga do you guys have zero sexual education in Romania? Ceausescu fucked u guys up
We didn't have sex education in my time...
 
you had a vasectomy lol you would have offed yourself if this was true
 
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Starting to wonder this was always a curry couple, curry family. With now multiple curry options to choose from on the same dish if you can't decide to choose one.
 
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Huge congratulations for you boyo -

Some advice I have for you, given you will now be a father and can longer be a subhuman incel autist

1.Make sure to vaccinate them (despite what autists here say)

2.Also make sure to get from your gf and her family

-History of male pattern baldness in family
-Height of all family (given you are 5'7, it is CRUCIAL for her family to be tall)

-History of schizophrenia (you've seen the autistic ramblings on here)

And as a father, and I know this will be hard for you
But you MUST cease any and ALL contact with Tyler Maher including late night scrolling through his Insta page. NO MORE

You may be a 5'7 shitskin manlet, but your kids still need you.
lmao didnt kinow OP was a shitskin indian
 
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God damn so many retards.
That's obv a larp made for rep farms
Completely over for you if you react to anything that faggot says
 
Still no explanation on how she became pregnant with twins...Did you have a threesome with another guy?
 
bad if true
raising kids in the UK + with ur claimed financial woes is very bad for business
Nah 10 to 20 kids minimum for prime life satisfaction
 
Still no explanation on how she became pregnant with twins...Did you have a threesome with another guy?
You are joking right?
 
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Huge congratulations for you boyo -

Some advice I have for you, given you will now be a father and can longer be a subhuman incel autist

1.Make sure to vaccinate them (despite what autists here say)

2.Also make sure to get from your gf and her family

-History of male pattern baldness in family
-Height of all family (given you are 5'7, it is CRUCIAL for her family to be tall)

-History of schizophrenia (you've seen the autistic ramblings on here)

And as a father, and I know this will be hard for you
But you MUST cease any and ALL contact with Tyler Maher including late night scrolling through his Insta page. NO MORE

You may be a 5'7 shitskin manlet, but your kids still need you.
U should’ve won user of the year tbh

@BrahminBoss is just some schizo I regret voting for him
 
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