GIRAFFES ARENT REAL

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do you ever think about why giraffes have long ass necks?? its NOT evolution, ITS ENGINEERING, these "animals" ARE FUCKING SPY TWOERS MADE BY THE FUCKIN*G FEMALES TO MAKE SUYRE WE DONT CHALLENGE THE STATUS QUO!!!!! THINK ABOUT IT, why would an animal be that tall?? they're not looking for food, they're looking at US, their spots?? COMOU FUCKING FLAGE, their eyes?? HIGH-RESOLUTION CAMERAS!!! their neck isn't for reaching shit, it has a massive antenna inside of it to transmit data back to the females hive mind network, have you ever been by a giraffe or seen a video of one, notice how their always calm, thats because they're not real, THEYRE ROBOTS DESIGNED tO GATHER INTEL!!! my theory on why they're collecting this information is because they want to monitor all of us and shit, make sure were not planning an uprising or nothing, why is no one talking about this?? don't be fooled whenever you see a giraffe, because they're NOT REAL!!

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this is what a giraffe looks like by the way:

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the giraffe mafia is burrying this post
 
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Another day, Another schizo rambling on .org
 
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Even the made up stories are shit here
 
do you ever think about why giraffes have long ass necks?? its NOT evolution, ITS ENGINEERING, these "animals" ARE FUCKING SPY TWOERS MADE BY THE FUCKIN*G FEMALES TO MAKE SUYRE WE DONT CHALLENGE THE STATUS QUO!!!!! THINK ABOUT IT, why would an animal be that tall?? they're not looking for food, they're looking at US, their spots?? COMOU FUCKING FLAGE, their eyes?? HIGH-RESOLUTION CAMERAS!!! their neck isn't for reaching shit, it has a massive antenna inside of it to transmit data back to the females hive mind network, have you ever been by a giraffe or seen a video of one, notice how their always calm, thats because they're not real, THEYRE ROBOTS DESIGNED tO GATHER INTEL!!! my theory on why they're collecting this information is because they want to monitor all of us and shit, make sure were not planning an uprising or nothing, why is no one talking about this?? don't be fooled whenever you see a giraffe, because they're NOT REAL!!

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this is what a giraffe looks like by the way:

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Even the made up stories are shit here
its not made-up, I gave you FUCKING PROOF INT HR FUKCIN G TRHEAD YOU IGCUKGIN NIGGER SHITTTROINGNJHUBYBHUJJ FDGHJNJBHGFGVHBJNKHBGYFTCDRXTFVGYBHNJKINHBGYDCTRFGVYH JKJHGYFTDRSEXDCFG NKNJHGYFTDRSEXDCTFVYBNJIHUYGFTDCRXFTVGHLKMJNHGFDCRFYGBUHNJMK
 
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dnr, my brain can't calculate any of this, I'm too retarded
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dnr, my brain can't calculate any of this, I'm too retarded
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read the highlighted big stuff, it sums it up
 
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